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The real chris beck

@SubBeck

Celebrity pickle ball instructor. 49ers/Knicks fan. Earnest observer of a cynical world.

 Fortified compound, FL Gulf
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If you're so lazy that you put out candy like this then you deserve it
Howard Myones (@HowardMyones) profile pictureHoward Myones
@HowardMyonesNov 2
I went through all our front door footage from last night. I swear I did not set out to make a propaganda film.
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If Tangled up In Blue really is Bob Dylan's greatest song, that would make him quite overrated.
Rolling Stone (@RollingStone) profile pictureRolling Stone
@RollingStoneOct 19
Bob Dylan’s Brand New Arrangement of ‘Tangled Up in Blue’ Is Absolutely Stunning rollingstone.com/music/music…
Bob Dylan’s Brand-New Arrangement of ‘Tangled Up in Blue’ Is Absolutely Stunning

Bob Dylan’s Brand-New Arrangement of ‘Tangled Up in Blue’ Is Absolutely Stunning

At the launch of his 2026 European tour, Bob Dylan unveiled a new torch-ballad rendition of 'Tangled Up in Blue' that contains two new verses.

rollingstone.com
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Does anyone believe this?
Carolyn Barber, MD (@cbarbermd) profile pictureCarolyn Barber, MD
@cbarbermdNov 2
Must watch... she's so brave. “I was one of the child victims of Donald Trump.” Dr. Larissa Portnoff, a clinical psychologist in her 30s, says it began around age 8 and resumed at 16 and 17. She thought she’d escaped “a pedophile ring,” calls Trump “clearly a pedophile and dangerous,” and says someone made an attempt on her life after her report. Her message: “We need to get the corruption to stop. We need to use our voices. We need to get Donald Trump out of office.” And to Trump: “If you think you’re going to intimidate me, Donald Trump, it’s not going to work. I'm not afraid of you.” Please share. #press #Trump #Corruption #Justice #Accountability #rape
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Too bad none of his supporters vote.
Jack (@jackunheard) profile pictureJack
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BREAKING: Jake Paul officially endorses Vivek Ramaswamy for Ohio Governor.
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She's correct.
Polymarket (@Polymarket) profile picturePolymarket
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JUST IN: Haley Stevens reiterates her endorsement of Mike Rogers, declaring Abdul El-Sayed is "not fit to serve in the United States Senate."
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I doubt that black people are the ones who might defeat Al-Sayed all of a sudden, who we're supposed to believe has a 70-30 advantage in tomorrow's election.
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
@Acyn15h
Van Jones: Her decision to do this has consolidated the Democratic Party behind and around Abdul in a way that was inconceivable 48 hours ago. She chose to do this in front of a Black church—that was an error because a lot of Black people thought, what is this woman doing using our church as a prop for this stunt..
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For Splice Today, I wrote about the GOP's case of the jitters as tomorrow's election approached, and how the polls and the media are over-hyping the idea of a Democratic Party blowout. @MUGGER2023 splicetoday.com share.google/ANF5L274DamcYmC…
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Russ Smith (@MUGGER2023) profile picture
Russ Smith
@MUGGER202320h
Via @SubBeck: A Fractured GOP Has A Case Of The Jitters. splicetoday.com/politics-and…
A Fractured GOP Has A Case Of The Jitters

A Fractured GOP Has A Case Of The Jitters

It's prevented the party from crafting a unified message.

splicetoday.com
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To a service worker such as a restaurant server: "Thank you" "No problem" Who said anything suggesting a problem? You're just doing what you're paid to do.
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And then the judge threw it out of court
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
@Acyn21h
Trump on Reflecting Pool: The vandals went to work, but we also went to work on the vandals.
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Russ Smith (@MUGGER2023) profile picture
Russ Smith
@MUGGER2023Nov 2
New @SubBeck: The prospect of intense oversight and investigations, loss of legislative and committee control, potential impeachment, and obstruction of judicial and cabinet appointments is giving GOP the jitters from the top (Trump) on down. splicetoday.com/politics-and…
A Fractured GOP Has A Case Of The Jitters

A Fractured GOP Has A Case Of The Jitters

It's prevented the party from crafting a unified message.

splicetoday.com
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Definitely
The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast) profile pictureThe Daily Beast
@thedailybeastNov 1
Trump's increasingly foul-mouthed speeches may be a sign of cognitive decline, experts claim. thedailybeast.com/trump-show…
Trump, 80, Shows Fresh Signs of Decline in Damning New Analysis

Trump, 80, Shows Fresh Signs of Decline in Damning New Analysis

The president’s potty mouth is more than just off-putting.

thedailybeast.com
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Is being Muslim friendly a good policy for a nation?
Dr. Maalouf ‏ (@realMaalouf) profile pictureDr. Maalouf ‏
@realMaaloufNov 2
A Muslim woman traveled to Japan and said she hated it. She is now advising other Muslims not to go there. "We need to start telling people not to go to Japan. Japan is overrated and not Muslim-friendly. They boil rice in pig water." I think Japanese people are quite happy to hear that. 🤭
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Eyal Yakoby (@EYakoby) profile picture
Eyal Yakoby
@EYakobyNov 2
Abdul El-Sayed’s sister speaking on the October 7th massacre: “It was the most beautiful day of my life.”
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I don't think MAGA is sharp enough to understand that Obama was not attacking the Cheesecake Factory. Kind of pathetic. The comparison to the Nutcher of Baghdad doesn't even seem to bother them. Talk about low IQ
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
@AcynNov 1
Trump: Barack Hussein Obama saying something about Cheesecake Factory. It's a good company. I love the cheesecake. I know the cheesecake. He shouldn’t be disparaging it.
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Maybe no interest in dating her because she was a girl.
Headquarters (@HQNewsNow) profile pictureHeadquarters
@HQNewsNowNov 2
Trump: I have two beautiful sisters. One was a federal judge, top federal judge. The other is beautiful but I never had an interest in dating her.
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Football used to be glamorous?
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
@AcynNov 1
Trump: Who the hell wants to watch football? It’s boring as hell! The NFL should go back to a thing where you kick the ball and people get the ball. It’s so unglamorous what they have done. They have no right to ruin football by dong shit like that.
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What's the proper response to, "Be safe"?
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Useless statistic
Rasmussen Reports (@Rasmussen_Poll) profile pictureRasmussen Reports
@Rasmussen_PollOct 28
Should Trump Resign? 34% Say Yes Most voters don’t see President Donald Trump’s second term as a success, and a third believe he should resign from office. Full story is in the comments...
Image from Rasmussen Reports (@Rasmussen_Poll)
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adamjones (@applemacbookpro) profile picture
adamjones
@applemacbookproNov 1
Replying to @MUGGER2023 @SubBeck
"France is facing a crisis involving loss of national identity. When a nation can no longer agree on what it stands for, or what its people have in common, its status as a nation is threatened." 🕊️🇫🇷💔
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