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I'm insane but my intentions are golden.

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Joined January 2012
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Anybody know when Shakira law starts? I need to warm up my hips.
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abortion at 12 hair dye appointment at 1 transgender surgery at 2 another abortion at 3 queer dating at 4 and drag show at 5
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i think about this a bit too often
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Are you ready folks?
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Now say "Nick Cannon has more baby mamas than you."
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This messy Trump-Musk breakup is truly the gayest thing about pride month
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this is the American equivalent of the Notre Dame burning
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Democrats should introduce a gun control bill called the "The Donald Trump safety and gun control bill" and make republicans vote against it.
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damn and i saw it while takin a shit life is crazy
i hiked seven days straight for this view
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This is not an email I ever expected to receive or send.
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POV: the year is 2035 and HR is about to fire you
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this is the craziest headline i’ve ever seen
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Microsoft released copilot in Excel, and it is officially caught up with Google on the AI race. Fantastic to watch.
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Cleaning up on Tinder.
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Honestly don’t even know why I try to fit in with the guys. 😔
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I was rejected by Apple. I was rejected by Amazon. I was rejected by Facebook. I was 28 years old and broke. I decided to start my own startup. Now I’m 30 years old and broke.
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This is why I drive a Toyota.
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