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Joined October 2026
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"If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange apples then, you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas." —George Bernard Shaw
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Chatgpt vs Claude Chatgpt 🤝🏾 watering things down
Go to grok and type “Can Nigeria achieve 24/7 electricity in the next four years” Your heart will break.
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I'm a bridge burner, a line crosser, an elephant in the room addresser, an uncomfortable conversation haver, a truth teller, and a boundary setter. I don't avoid sht just to keep the peace.
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My bar for inspiration is very low. When someone suggested I draw Abraham Line'coln, I had no choice. Here is my single line drawing of Abraham Line'coln.
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But wait, is it that you people don't know it's strong and unpleasant until you're told, or you just apply bcos you don't want to waste your money?
Bought this munjul onetime..One Igbo lady that’s serving in our office had to come and beg me to stop using it. That she used to know i was coming the moment i enter our office corridor.
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Hand don dey touch Nikita keh🤣🤣
Iwo keh you go still sell this your account chop when I finish with you
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Lmaoooo came here for my NYSC and I'm now a bona fide citizen. 5yrs and counting.
If you know what is good for you, don't go to Kano state for your NYSC service. You will become too comfortable and you will not want to return to your state.
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To brag a little, I have never cried from physical pain inflicted by others (lived in a family house and attended fed sch) except the two times I got beaten when I was innocent. Seeing a grown man cry from a slap seem scripted tbh
I just saw a video of a well built Nigerian guy who went to participate in slapojnf championship. He was flexing his muscles and roaring in the beginning. Then, it was time. The slap landed on his left cheek and bro started crying.
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"He's always talking about you"
Nothing annoys me more than when a guy introduces me to his friends and they start telling their usual lies.
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Nigeria parent ate with “no phones till after your SSCE exams”
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"An eye for eye makes the whole world blind" "Don't fight fire with fire" "turn the other cheek" "Be the bigger person" I always love to tell people how fire can actually be fought with fire.
“Two wrongs don’t make a right” only comes out when the offended wants to retaliate.
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This is the same for me when it comes to work, relationships... basically everything. And I'm glad this comes naturally for me cos mediocrity is not an option
از کسایی که یا نمیخرن یا بهترینشو میخرن خوشم میاد.
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I swear I know someone who does🤣🤣
Nobody intentionally sets out to marry an unkind person!
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Yes. Infact, as a bookworm, do not base ur rship on books/reading. My best relationship was with the guy who's just there. We have opposing interests and it creates a balance I didn't expect.
Would you date someone who doesn't read at all?
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Exactly. They were meant to make you feel good about yourself.
As someone with both. I actually love these phrases and they dont make me feel insecure
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People now need to add figuratively as disclaimers because Nigerians are too dense to understand FOS
I'm done o! Writing this particular story figuratively kicked me in the a$$ but that's fine—to write is to suffer, innit? 🥹
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There's really no excuse for a millennial to not know how to use AI tools for basic stuff like editing an image like this. We are too lazy.
You people are paying for virtual shoot?? 😭
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The brain is really powerful because as a Nigerian, this pattern will never appeal to me
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Nigeria are #U17WWC 2026 Champions! 🏆 🇳🇬
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He should just call it Alkaman restaurant
Kano people don’t know how to name businesses, what is “Alh Kabiru Manager restaurant” fgs?
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If the night starts at 12:00am, then why do we say it's midnight at 12:00am
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