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crypto degen who replaced half his workflow with AI. bots, agents, prompts. no fluff, just what actually works

Joined December 2019
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it’s f*cking insane the scariest thing i found with claude in 2026 was inside my AirPods Max i bought them second-hand. looked perfect. sounded perfect. connected to my laptop like any other pair after writing my article about bugs and hidden cameras, i asked Claude to check every Bluetooth device on my laptop too 6 devices. 5 clean. and then this ↓ "AirPods Max": → firmware version that doesn't exist in Apple's release list → secretly registered as a KEYBOARD too, hidden from the menu → microphone open 14 hours a day. no call. no app using it and 2 days after i first paired them, an app called "BTAudioSync" appeared on my laptop. i never installed it it recorded everything through the headphone mic and uploaded it every night at 3am 5 weeks of my life: → 1,284 audio clips → 63 hours of audio → 41 uploads to a server i'd never heard of meetings. calls. me alone in my room to be clear: this isn't Apple spying on anyone. this pair was tampered with before it ever reached me. a second-hand device can be anything inside what Claude helped me do in one evening: → disconnected and forgot the headphones → removed the app and everything that launched it → blocked the upload server and deleted the clips → set mic access to apps i approve only → reset Bluetooth and re-paired only devices i trust → saved everything as evidence if you bought headphones, a keyboard or a mouse second-hand, check what it really is before you trust it the full step-by-step check is in the article below ↓
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it's f*cking insane 3 years ago i installed a Chrome extension for one crypto project i used it once. then forgot it existed it never forgot me it had permission to "read and change all your data on all websites" every time i opened Chrome, it was there: → every site i logged into → every password Chrome autofilled → every photo i opened in Google Photos and Drive → every session i was signed into after my article about hidden cameras, i asked Claude to audit my browser too here's what it found ↓ 14 extensions installed 13 clean 1 forgotten airdrop extension that could see everything and the worst part: the extension changed owners in 2025 and got a silent update. similar name, same icon, new owner reading my browser what it could see: → 214 saved passwords → 1,083 photos → 3,912 logged-in sessions. email, exchanges, X, GitHub, bank no popup. no warning. Chrome never asked me again what Claude helped me do in one evening: → removed the extension → signed out of every session everywhere → changed 214 passwords, starting with email and bank → turned on 2FA and passkeys for 38 accounts → revoked wallet approvals and API tokens → cleared cache, cookies and autofill you don't need a hacker to get hacked. you just need one extension you forgot about open chrome://extensions right now. if you don't remember why something is there, delete it then do the full check from the article below ↓
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it's f*cking insane Introducing Claude HQ: a live 3D office for your team of agents 1 prompt + a few minutes = you get the same: • no more chaos - every team gets its own desk in a live 3D office • see exactly which agent is eating your usage • no more "is it working or dead?" - every agent shows its status live • agents that need you raise a hand. approve right from the office here's how to set it up: works on computer and phone* 1 → paste the prompt below into Claude Code - it becomes the "manager" of your office 2 → it creates your private live channel on ntfy - a free real-time mailbox only your link can read 3 → it writes 1 rule into CLAUDE.md, the shared memory of ALL your agents: every time you start, finish, get stuck or need me - send 1 line 4 → it sends your full roster: every agent, its team, its color - each team gets its own desk 5 → open the office it builds - it reads your channel line by line 6 → a scheduled task resends roster + usage every 30 min - new agents walk in through the door by themselves the result: you stop opening 15 terminals and see your whole AI company work 24/7 - who's busy, who's stuck, who needs you, who's eating your usage full prompt in the first comment ↓
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You are the manager of my agent office. Build it end to end: 1. Create a private ntfy channel: pick a random topic name like claude-hq-<12 random chars>. Show me the link ntfy.sh/<topic> 2. Add this rule to CLAUDE.md so every agent and subagent follows it: "When you start a task, finish it, get stuck, or need my decision, send ONE line: curl -s -d '<agent>|<team>|<start|done|stuck|need>|<short message>' ntfy.sh/<topic>" 3. Send the roster as one JSON line to the same topic: every agent I use, its team (Research, Content, Ops, Finance or my own), a color per team 4. Build office.html: a single file, three.js, light isometric 3D office. Each team gets a long desk. Each agent is a small rounded character in its team color, seated at a laptop. Subscribe to ntfy.sh/<topic>/sse and update live: - start → typing, green dot - need → raises a hand, yellow bubble, card in a "Waiting on me" panel - stuck → slumps, red bubble, card in "Activity" - done → stands up and walks to the sofa - new agent in the roster → walks in through the door and takes a free seat Side panels: Teams (with usage bars), Waiting on me, Activity, Routines. Top chips: working / waiting / stuck / done 5. Create a scheduled task that resends the roster + usage per agent every 30 minutes When you're done, give me the office link and one test command so I can see an agent wake up
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it's f*cking insane there was a bug living inside my Starlink router not on my laptop. not on my phone. in the box that every device in my house connects to after writing the article about hidden cameras, i decided to check one more thing: the router itself here's what Claude found ↓ → a module called "netcache" that is NOT part of the official firmware → it started at every boot and was hidden from the admin panel → every night between 2 and 4am it sent ~3.4 GB to an unknown server → it was copying traffic from 6 of the 8 devices in my home and then it showed me what it had collected: 2,316 photos 412 documents 18,903 browsing records from my iPhone. my MacBook. my iPad. my work laptop the router is the perfect hiding spot: → no antivirus ever scans it → it's on 24/7 → everything you do passes through it → nobody updates it after day one to be clear: this isn't Starlink spying on me. someone got into MY router. it could be any brand what i did: → blocked the unknown server → stopped the module and isolated the router → saved everything as evidence → factory reset + firmware update + new Wi-Fi password → changed every password from a clean device if you checked your room for hidden cameras after my last article, check your router too. it sees more than any camera how to do the whole check is in the article below ↓
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it's f*cking insane i built my own antivirus with Claude in one evening. then i ran it on my own laptop i thought it would find nothing. i was wrong 8 security issues 2 viruses quietly collecting my data 1 virus that turned my camera ON and kept the light OFF 1,247 photos taken by my laptop camera. not by me let that sink in the camera light is the one thing everyone trusts. "if the light is off, nobody's watching". one piece of malware killed that trust in a second here's what it found ↓ 8 ISSUES → firewall was off → security updates paused for 94 days → an unsigned app launching at every startup → a browser extension that could read every site i open → passwords saved in a plain text file → screen not locking after sleep → remote login on, never used → an old admin account nobody remembered 2 DATA STEALERS → one was sending my browser data to an unknown server → one was uploading my documents and screenshots 1 CAMERA SPY → recorded through the webcam with the indicator light off → saved everything in a hidden cache folder → 1,247 photos. mostly at night. me, my room, my desk, people who came over no popups. no slowdowns. no warnings. the laptop worked perfectly the whole time that's the scary part. you don't feel it. you just think everything is fine what i did: → quarantined all 3 threats → fixed all 8 issues → revoked camera access for every app i didn't recognize → changed every password from a different device → put a cover on the camera. forever you don't need to pay for this. it took one evening, free open-source tools and Claude the full step-by-step guide is in the article below. run it tonight, before you find your own folder of photos ↓
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its f*cking insane we have a video how binance laptop looked at hack $5.5B left Binance hot wallets in seconds → new session key from an unknown IP → a signer key exported → multisig dropped from 3/5 to 1/5 → the monitor still says "status: OK" then 8 transactions signed in under 2 seconds 164,464 ETH 1.6B USDT 823M USDC 18,270 BTC all into one wallet: 0x5227...2f8c the alert fired AFTER the last signature freeze failed. 8/8 already broadcast. reverted: 0 the biggest exchange on earth had alarms they went off when the money was already gone coins on an exchange are a promise, not a balance how much are you still keeping on a CEX?
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it's f*cking goldmine i stopped paying for antivirus i hired 6 little Claudes instead every Sunday at 3am they sit down at their desks and scan my whole computer. it costs me $0 each one has one job: • SIGNATURES checks every file against millions of known malware fingerprints (ClamAV) • PATTERNS looks inside files for tricks new malware uses (YARA) • HASH CHECK asks 70+ engines about anything suspicious. only the fingerprint leaves my disk, never the file • STARTUP watches what launches on boot and flags anything new • QUARANTINE locks bad files away. it never deletes anything on its own • REPORT writes it all up in plain English last Sunday: 03:00 → scan starts 03:21 → SIGNATURES: setup_crack.exe, known trojan → locked 03:25 → PATTERNS: invoice.pdf.js, a script pretending to be a PDF → locked 03:29 → STARTUP: "updater_helper", unsigned, new on boot → flagged for me 03:41 → 41,902 files checked. 2 threats. report on my screen no green shield. no "you're protected". just what it found, where it came from and what to do all of it is free and open source. Claude set it up in one evening, and i read every step before i approved it it doesn't replace Windows Defender or macOS XProtect. it sits on top of them. keep those on the full guide with the exact prompt is in the article below ↓
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it's f*cking insane i gave Grok $380 and said "triple this overnight" i woke up to $3,195.80. that's ×8.41 25 trades. 23 wins. 2 losers, both closed by the stop-loss for −$42.60 total at 23:10 i pasted one prompt into Grok Bot, hit run and went to bed how the night went: → 6,842 fresh pairs scanned → 6,650 killed by the filter, 97% → 192 scored, only 75+ got traded → 25 trades, 23 won, 2 stopped out 23:52 → first trade, solana:EkDGB5fbPXiRmDDjxKcC7dFjzvFZj2KT9t7oeyyPx4SX +$29.70 01:08 → $BONKZILLA +$306.40 02:26 → first stop, $SOLSAGE −$17.90. no averaging down, just out 02:56 → x3 hit. $1,151 while i'm asleep 03:03 → $GROKFOX +$522.60 04:11 → $MOONVAN +$684.30, best trade of the night 05:12 → stop #2, $RUGLESS −$24.70 06:08 → $SUNUP +$611.90 06:34 → last trade, $BYTE +$33.40 07:00 → report on my screen $380 → $972 → $1,674 → $2,405 → $3,195 the exact prompt: Run a Solana memecoin night desk. Goal: x3 by 7am. Never break the rules to get there. 5 agents: Scout, Filter, Scorer, Trader, Guard. Scout: new pairs 1h–48h old, liq >$50k, mcap $250k–$15M. Filter kills: mint/freeze not revoked, LP not locked, top 10 holders >25%, dev >4% or linked to past rugs, bundled >10%, already +100% in 1h. Scorer 0–100: volume trend, unique buyers, buy/sell ratio, holder growth, X mentions. Trade only 75+. Trader: 10% of balance per trade, max 3 open. Guard: stop −7% set before entry. Take 50% at 2x, trail the rest by 15%. Log every skip with the reason. Paper mode first. Stop at 07:00 and send me a report. it hit x3 before 3am and didn't stop. same rules, all night i didn't click a single button after 23:10 how to set up the bot is in the article below ↓
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it’s f*cking insane the guy who installed my wifi left something on my router. and for 23 days every website i opened went through someone else's server first the wifi was installed. he spent 40 minutes "setting it up". said it's for faster support. i said thanks and never thought about it again then i read my own article about hidden cameras on wifi and decided to check my own router with claude i exported the router config and an hour of traffic, gave both to claude in read-only mode and asked one question: what on this router is not mine? the first answer made me close the laptop for a minute → remote admin was open to the whole internet on port 8443 → admin password was still the default one printed on the box → a "remote support" app i never installed, checking in to an unknown server every 5 minutes → my DNS was switched to their servers. every site i opened was looked up through them first → a port forward straight to my home storage with all my photos 23 days. 6,624 check-ins. 41,280 DNS lookups logged on a server i don't control i don't know if anyone actually looked. but they could. my bank, my emails, what i search at 2am. all of it went through a box someone else had the keys to what i did that night: > factory reset the router > updated the firmware from the manufacturer's site, not from the "support" link > new admin password, remote admin OFF, WPS OFF, UPnP OFF > DNS back to one i chose myself > deleted the port forward > new wifi password and checked every connected device > called the provider and asked what exactly their guy installed. they're "checking" check yours tonight. log into your router, look at remote management, DNS and port forwarding. if there's anything you didn't set, it's not yours the full router check with claude is in the article below. takes 15 minutes
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IT'S F*CKING GOLDMINE Claude + jev just built a whole pump.fun terminal in 4.1 seconds?? i typed one sentence: "build me a pump.fun terminal that trades for me" Claude wrote the code. jev read the internet. they named it DUOX. and it started trading 4 SOL → 22.6 SOL. 5.65× in 21 seconds who built what: Claude → → the bonding curve feed → the dev wallet + bundle scanner → auto entry, auto exit → the rug guard → the whole terminal UI jev → → the X + web trend reader → reads every coin's story before it buys → kills anything with a copied name or fake narrative every coin climbs the curve toward graduation. Claude checks the wallets, jev checks the hype. both have to agree or it skips what it did in 21 seconds: → $CLAUDEFROG · 9K posts, dev 4% → buy → +0.84 SOL → $DEVRUN · dev holds 28% → skip → rugged 2s later → $NIGHTCAT · graduated → +1.47 SOL → $COPYPEPE · fake narrative (jev) → skip → rugged → $MOONDOG · graduated → +2.35 SOL → $BUNDLED · bundle 41% → skip → rugged → $GEMLORD · trending #1 → graduated → +3.12 SOL → $SENDOOR · 26K posts → graduated → +4.26 SOL → 7 more wins → +6.88 SOL 14 trades. 12 wins. 2 small cuts: -0.11 and -0.21 SOL 3 coins skipped. all 3 rugged. it was never in a single one the rules they wrote for themselves: 1. dev holds more than 10% → skip 2. bundles hold more than 25% → skip 3. Claude says yes, jev says no → skip 4. dev sells anything → exit now 5. coin graduates → sell everything i didn't write a single line. i didn't pick a single coin one AI that checks the wallets. one AI that checks the story. you're still clicking buy by hand
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it's actually f*cking scary after the hotel room thread i ran the same sweep on my car i was ready to buy. found 3 things that shouldn't be there 👇 claude + jev, engine off, phone in airplane mode, 6 minutes. claude listed every signal in the cabin. jev made one call per signal: → is this a car module? yes/no → is it mine? yes/no → does it move with the car? yes/no → how suspicious? 1-3 17 signals. 14 normal: bmw telematics, key fob, my phone. 3 flagged. → a mic behind the speaker grille. 2.4 GHz burst every 30 seconds → a ble tag behind the vent. not paired to anything i own → a gsm bug in the 12v socket. sim inside, dials out silently none of them were mine. your 10-minute check: ble scan → any unknown tracker that keeps showing up wherever you go 12v / usb → pull every adapter you didn't buy yourself obd-ii port → under the wheel. nothing should be plugged in vents + grilles → flashlight behind every one of them seat rails + under the seats → tape, velcro, small black boxes rf sweep → engine off, phone in airplane mode, then look for spikes found one? don't rip it out. photo everything where it sits. check your phone and accounts from a different device. then call the police. a planted tracker is evidence. hotels are where people expect to be watched. your car is where nobody checks. full method in the article below 🕷️
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claude audited my old iphone for 2 minutes and what it found is f*cking insane not a hack. not a leak. just permissions i gave away and forgot about. i pasted my installed-app list + permissions into claude and asked one thing: "which of these has no reason to hold what it holds?" it came back with: → a flashlight app with access to ALL my photos → a qr scanner with microphone + location "always" → a pdf reader running in the background overnight → 4 apps i haven't opened in over a year, still allowed to track me → one "system sync" app with a generic name and no clear maker 31 apps had photo access. i needed 6. i never "allowed" any of it on purpose. i tapped "ok" on a popup in 2022 and never looked again. went from 31 apps to 6 in about two minutes. the prompt is read-only: it can't delete, change or send anything. it just reads your list and ranks every app worst-first, with one plain line on what it can see. rules i gave it: · only MY device · never ask for passwords or 2fa codes · screenshot first, remove after · change passwords from a different device save this. send it to anyone with a phone. your device only. not anyone else's.
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i scanned my own apartment's wifi with claude and found 3 devices i never bought 2 cameras. 1 microphone. all uploading 24/7. it took 4 minutes. no special hardware. just 3 commands: → nmap -sn 192.168.1.0/24 lists everything on your network. nothing is changed → nmap -sV -p 80,554,8000 [unknown ip] checks which doors that device has open. port 554 = live video stream → claude "what is this device?" paste the output. it reads vendor + ports + traffic together and gives a verdict here's what gave them away: · camera-maker prefix on a device i never bought · port 554 open (a phone has no reason to) · steady upload at 3am when the flat was empty it's f*cking scary how normal this looks on a router page. one unknown name in a list of 9. if you've ever rented a place, had a guest, a repair or a "free smart plug", do this once. it's free. the whole guide is in the article. step by step, with a floor plan and a checklist of where to look first. only scan networks you own. this is defense, not a hacking tutorial. save it. run it tonight.
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it's fucking insane everyone just got their iphone duo delivered this week and i guarantee 99% of people have no idea what's actually happening inside when they open it so i made claude break it down. full 3d, step by step, every number from one physics model, with sound closed it's just a normal 5.4" phone, 11.3 mm thick open it and boom: a 7.6" screen, almost 2x the area, in a body only 5.2 mm thin. thinnest iphone ever but the real question is how do you fold glass without shattering it → bending stretches the surface by thickness ÷ (2 × radius) → regular 0.6 mm phone glass would stretch 11.5% on the fold. instant crack → the duo uses ultra-thin glass. 0.58% stretch. nothing happens → the hinge has 100+ parts and drops into a pocket when you close it, so the screen curls into a waterdrop instead of a sharp crease → and the screen layers aren't glued solid. glued they'd stretch 5.8%. instead they slide over each other on a special adhesive, so each layer bends on its own that's literally the whole trick. thin layers + room to curl = no cracks and that's not even all of it: → 2 batteries, one in each half, 4,883 mAh total, power flowing across the hinge to keep both sides level → a20 pro on 2 nm sitting on a vapor chamber, 35% better sustained performance than the 17 pro → touch id in the side button, works closed or open → the selfie camera is hidden under the screen a year ago you'd need a motion designer, a 3d artist and weeks in after effects for this now it's one claude subscription and an evening i wrote the full guide on how to make animations like this yourself, it's in the quoted post below
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it's f*cking insane read this article, gave grok bot one task before bed, woke up to $37 → $2,570. 77 trades overnight. only 2 losers. and it wasn't luck. it was this exact method. most people tell grok "make money on memecoins" and pray. i told it to break itself first. the task was basically: "run a failure mode sheet on your own desk. list every way each bot can die. fix the worst one first. then trade." what grok came back with before placing a single order: → the gambler bot was sizing off the last trade. classic martingale in a hoodie. killed it → position size is now a fixed fraction of the current book. never of the last result → contract checks became hard gates, not scores: - mint authority not renounced → reject - lp not locked → reject - top-10 holders too concentrated → reject → safety factor: it runs at half of what it thinks the max is → blast radius: one bad coin can only ever take one position, never the book then it traded. the night: 00:30 → first gate rejects 11 fresh launches in a row. zero trades 01:10 → first entry that passes every check 03:00 → 40+ trades in, still only small sizes 06:45 → 77 trades closed 08:00 → $37 → $2,570 the 2 losers? both small. both stopped exactly where the sheet said they should. that's the whole point of the article. every thread shows you the win. nobody shows you how the bot breaks. find the failure mode before the market does. then let it run.
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i couldn’t f*cking believe this the automatic gearbox was always black magic to me. no clutch pedal, no sliding gears, it just... shifts so i asked claude to show me. it built the whole thing in 3D torque converter with oil flowing pump → turbine. two planetary gearsets. two clutches, two bands, a valve body, a park pawl here’s the crazy part you put it in D and you SEE the turbine stop dead while the oil keeps churning around it. that’s literally why an automatic creeps forward when you lift off the brake then the shifts: hold the rear carrier → 1st, ×2.42 a band grabs the sun → 2nd, ×1.42 a clutch locks it all together → 3rd, 1 to 1 no pedal. no lever. just oil pressure choosing which part of the gears to hold a live table on the side lights up exactly which clutch or band is working in every gear. the numbers come from the real gear math: sun 30 teeth, rings 72, planets 21 then it rendered it as a 60fps video with its own soundtrack, engine pitch synced to the rev counter i’ve driven an automatic for years and only today understood what’s inside it this used to be a week of work for a motion designer. now it’s a claude subscription and one question full guide to build your own below 👇
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That’s fucking insane claude can now build a full 3D animated machine from one question, and motion designers aren’t needed for this anymore i asked it how a manual gearbox works. it came back with a real cutaway: pistons on a crank, clutch, 3 shafts, gears with the actual tooth counts, synchro sleeves, a lever in an H-gate you press “shift into 2nd” and watch the sleeve slide, the brass ring glow, the speed gap count down 643 → 0 rpm, and only then the teeth click in every number on screen comes from real math. 41 teeth turning 17 = ratio 3.67 → 24.8 km/h at 3,000 rpm then it rendered the whole thing as a 60fps video with its own soundtrack. the engine sound’s pitch follows the rev counter now i actually know how a manual gearbox works and it doesn’t stop at gearboxes. you can break down ANY mechanism like this with nothing but a claude subscription: locks, watches, pumps, engines, your own product no after effects. no blender. no 3 weeks of keyframes the full guide to build your own is below 👇
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