Sherlock Holmes

//Creating a series of patterns titled "Mycroft's Goldfish" here: colourlovers.com/lover/Starr…

Are you afraid of falling in love? — I am not afraid of anything. Such emotions are a weakness. ask.fm/a/ab42am4p

Fifty followers... Why are you all following me? You all can't be /that/ bored.

Time spent at Bart's this afternoon ultimately wasted. Some blasted idiot interrupted me at the crucial point of my experiment.

Geoff, Graham, George, Gavin, Greg. Whatever. Just call him his proper name. LESTRADE!

Right then. Time for an experiment. Don't interrupt.

Send me questions. Or better yet, send me /cases/. ask.fm/SurelySH

@TheMorgueGirl You should smile more often. It's... nice.

@TheMorgueGirl As soon as we realized we were in the wrong bar we left. *blatantly refuses to answer*

@TheMorgueGirl We were meant to go to the next one over.

//I don't own a mobile device so I'm stuck playing Flappy Bird online. Still frustrating. Still addicting. Haha...

John, could you come over and pry my phone from my hands? Flappy Bird...

John, this accursed addiction to Flappy Bird is your fault.

Hello Twitter! I see Lovey-Dovey-Romantic-Shoot-Myself-In-The-Head Day is still trending.

//Hmm... going offline now. Sherlock's still collapsed on the floor of his flat, by the way. Haha. He hasn't eaten for days.

Still stuck here on the floor.

I'll just play Flappy Bird. Until someone decides to pop over.