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30+. Occasionally not basic. Ketchup on pasta apologist. #JusticeForIgranka.

Stuck in 2015
Joined March 2024
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very slowly and carefully checked my apartment for my goron bracelet for no longer than 15 minutes and still managed to give myself an exertion headache 😑
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i may have removed my disabilities from my bio since i realized i almost never talk about them but yeah they're apparently very much still there
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Johanna 🇧🇹🇻🇳🇧🇩🇵🇭 retweeted
local taggers are out in force manifesting the bae victory at eurovision asia
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how it feels having been a tumi ele truther since day 1
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it's not in my top but honestly i'd 100% understand if they win next week on their voices alone like holy harmonies
MANG & DAOU'S COVER OF ECLIPSE IS SO GOOD HELLO???????
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oh yeah i'll brb just gonna watch my show real quick
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MY SON I'M FUCKING BAWLING
🇧🇹 Nyendra recently shared that he has never been on a plane before and just got his first passport. His flight just landed in Bangkok. 📷 nyendra.official
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while i've got a rep on twitter for being a ketchup connoisseur i shit you not in high school i had a classmate who called me vitlökssås (garlic sauce) and made up garlic sauce themed songs in honor of me and my love of garlic sauce
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updated my bio in honor of my number one fan @escmsics
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i'm gonna need names of the roughly 30 people who voted for me against my wishes and almost snubbed me of my last place
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ástin has confessed and is hereby absolved of their sins @escmsics
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WE DID IT FAM OOMF IS THROUGH (side eyeing everyone who voted for me tho when i explicit campaigned for my opponent)
Welcome to the Round 2 of OOMF BATTLE ⚔️ We mourn the fallen ones, yet the ones prevailed still need your help to advance to the next round. Let us continue 🔥
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the visa office heard the updated version of tumi ele and realized they can't stop the landslide win even if they try
Replying to @esc_asia
🇧🇩 A quick update: Beatmosphere have received their visas and will travel to Bangkok on November 7.
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yo i just got lowkey goosebumps hearing cambodia's studio version for the first time 👀 can not see this remain in my bottom for long
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can y'all start taking this seriously now? it's an actual certified masterclass in beatbox and chill
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someone in that visa office is scared of a tumi ele landslide win and honestly they should be
Replying to @esc_asia
🇧🇩 Beatmosphere is scheduled to fly to Bangkok in two days, but their visas have not yet arrived. A person connected to the team is seeking contacts at the Royal Thai Embassy in Dhaka.
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for real tho get our boys their visas rn let them have a moment to breathe before next week
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rawdogging these fuckass peach medallions might have been a mistake y'all i'm still somehow 35 short
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trying to get over my fear of clogging my dash and actually follow people
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emphasis on trying tho i'm so sorry i read my dash like it's a homework assignment
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