Not me spiraling because a woman I met in an acting showcase got signed for the agency’s literary division despite not having one professional writing credit and probably a shitty manuscript. Cool. Cool. Cool. 😒

Apparently I can make money on X. I can’t make money anywhere else so… let’s do this. Lock. It. in. 🔐

Who knew ball hog referred to a Gen Z street style? That’s not where my mind went at all.

Nothing more embarrassing than buying tickets to see The Strokes. In 2026? 🥴

Genuinely would like to know who actually sits around playing Macklemore.

Got called a fucking jerk by my building manager; my finances are in active collapse; and I’m one minor inconvenience away from fully crashing out. If anyone wants to Venmo me money for emotional support it’s in my bio 💅

Me: There’s nothing more tragic than a cishet man. Also me: He said I’m pretty. 🥺

Knicks parade is not it. Fight me

Sooo who is funding my vacation? 🙈

Bf took hundreds and hundreds of airline miles I’ve been hoarding for years for my ultimate European vacation and blew them while drunk. 😭 Cool cool cool

Since writing doesn’t pay maybe I should become a TSA agent. 😭

I hate kids and I don’t want to have to interact with them. Riding the subway with people and their annoying ass kids is the best birth control of all.

Went from swamp vagina season to so sad it’s hard to get out of bed season real fast 💨 🙄

Too much sucks so bad. 🤢🤢🤢

Every celebrity is honest about one procedure. Selective honesty is still curation. Not confession. 👀

Friends are going to Croatia end of July and I need a vacation desperately. It’s been one shitty experience after another this year. What kind of thotty photos do I need to post to get some funds sent my way?? 🫠

I spent the weekend doing a showcase so I’m postponing my birthday for another day this week. Good for you bc you can still tribute, bad for me because I get to turn 40 all over again?

A series of family emergencies and traumas this year. Not sure what it is about milestone birthdays but mine always suck. Also not cool that my bday is on Father’s Day this year.

Looking to speak with a plastic surgeon about blepharoplasty for a potential story. DMs open. #journorequest