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Most Definitely Not A Rabbit

@SwearImNoRabbit

I can assure you that this account is definitely not run by a rabbit. Never was, never will be.

 Not in a rabbit hole
Joined July 2024
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Mfers will talk about suicide victims like this and then wonder why they commit suicide.
Barneys Rubble (@Barney_Rubbled) profile pictureBarneys Rubble@Barney_Rubbled11h
Replying to @skitten_hund
One of the most selfish and cowardly things you can possibly do if you have people that love and depend on you. He is most certainly burning in Hell for this. Tragic.
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Silverfish make the most disgusting noises.
ラテェ (@Latte_veil) profile pictureラテェ@Latte_veilNov 6
最近の経験値トラップすごい
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Tara :) (@TaraKeely93) profile pictureTara :)@TaraKeely93Nov 6
Proud of myself today 💕 I have a 3rd grader whose parents never named him. All of his school logins go by “infant male”. I want to be the one to change that & help him get a legal name. Got dad a lawyer who will do the case pro bono. Told dad I’d help him pay the court fees
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Just discovered a glitch. Behold, the levitating Frankenturret!
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@SwearImNoRabbitOct 25
Oh my gosh, this might’ve been the funniest game I’ve ever played.
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Y’know, the space menu is kinda sad. Sure, Wheatley had it coming a mile away, but y’know… it’s just kind of sad watching him float in space and reflect on everything with nobody but one obnoxious Core for company. The melancholy background music doesn’t help.
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@SwearImNoRabbitOct 25
Oh my gosh, this might’ve been the funniest game I’ve ever played.
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Telegram Messenger (@telegram) profile pictureTelegram Messenger
@telegramNov 4
i can’t believe bill gates named that company after his penis
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>evil serial killer doll >Democrat What did Don mean by this?
Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBaseNov 4
Don Mancini, creator of Chucky, declares the horror doll would be backing Democrats, not Republicans: “Chucky has a trans kid. Chucky protects the dolls. Chucky is anti-ICE. […] Too bad, Nicki! No AI, by the way! #bluewave”
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I just realized that Chernobyl literally couldn’t handle the Neutron Style.
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>called “Jak 2” >Jak has 2 forms >called “Jak 3” >Jak has 3 forms
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信 (@5eloNR0) profile picture信@5eloNR0Oct 26
君のチンチンは私のチンチンよりも大きいかもしれないが、 君の脳みそは私の金玉よりも確実に小さいな。
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Oh my gosh, this might’ve been the funniest game I’ve ever played.
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I can’t tell if this is ragebait or genuinely delusional.
American Communist Party (@ACPMain) profile pictureAmerican Communist Party
@ACPMainOct 23
REMINDER: Communism has worked EVERYWHERE it has been tried.
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Nothing I would entrust to a modern triple or quadruple A team.
Sonder 🌹 🌟 (@Sonderisfon) profile pictureSonder 🌹 🌟
@SonderisfonOct 20
What’s a dead video game franchise that deserves a comeback?
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>be me >play Dev Commentary campaign >they reveal skip in one chamber >use it >beat Dev Commentary campaign MFW I beat Portal twice in one night
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@SwearImNoRabbitOct 18
>be me >play Portal for first time >beat main story in two days
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>be me >play Portal for first time >beat main story in two days
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Spread the word. The Donald slander has gone on for too long.
João (@Joaobigblue14) profile pictureJoão@Joaobigblue14Oct 15
Alias não importa qual config. você estiver se hp do sora chegar a menos de 33% ele para tudo e te cura na hora se ele não estiver atacando ou fazendo outra coisa, ele da prioridade no sora e quem fala que donald não cura está mentindo e não da itens de recuperação de mp pra ele>
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You took a class on comedy and still aren’t funny. I took no class on comedy and crack jokes like vases.
shellshock (@shellshockkk) profile pictureshellshock
@shellshockkkOct 13
Comedy expert weighs in on the Shane gillis situation
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1920’s Felix The Cat was suicidal more than once, yet I’ve yet to see or hear of a joke in one film where he detaches his tail and ties it into a noose to try and hang himself.
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Once upon a time, there was a game development team that decided it would be funny to create a land of the most annoying enemies, the most annoying mechanic, and the most annoying runbacks. And they called this land… “Bilewater”.
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They’ll really do ANYTHING except update The End or nerf the Bedrock Skeletons.
wattles 💎 (@itiswattles) profile picturewattles 💎
@itiswattlesOct 13
LOOK AT MINECRAFT'S NEW JUKEBOX TEXTURE
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