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Donut whore. Rim Respector. Tequila Connoisseur. I like 3 people. Maybe just 2. Number 3 knows who they are.

A mythical & mysterious land
Joined April 2018
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It's officially soup season 🤩 what are you excited for?
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The silence after the vote. Recognizing the reprecussions and the responsibility they now held in their hands. The weight of the world was on their shoulders to see to the end that we be freed from the shackles of tryanny to become an independent Republic of United States.
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A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus spilled its load leaving New York. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, surprised, dumbfounded, flabbergasted, confounded, astonished, and numbed.
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There are also t-shirts, socks and more! And don't forget the patches and coloring books. So if you are looking for gift ideas puruse some of our mutuals inventory. @ClaudesBBQ @Half_A_Pond @ZenfinityDesign @mnsibley @T00ManyCommies @Blimp_Co2 @COLMikeBennett1 @ExUmbrisDesigns
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😮‍💨 need
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GM! @middlebornearms makes quality wooden swords for anyone with an active kid who ought to be running around the woods slaying dragons.
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Nog?
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135 votes • Final results
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RT and Share Tonight and tomorrow are last days to get Midnight Run, Risen, Gaspee…. In our 5 and 2 pound bags on sale… Note* Check difference in ground vs whole bean. Whole bean is always better…hint*
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Mornt Frens! Some photos from my hike up First Sergeant's Hill at Pendleton. Raise your glasses and remember them well. 🎶Phantom faces at the window Phantom shadows on the floor Empty chairs at empty tables Where my friends will meet no more🎶
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[first day of work] me: so, when do i get to kick one? boss: we don't actually- me: how about that one? that one looks like kind of an asshole
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@malletcncworks @mnsibley Of course I forgot to post a picture.
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Reporting for duty!
"Honey... my country needs me."
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Replying to @ZubyMusic
Pornography makes men effeminate. Easy access to pleasure makes the soul lazy, soft, and faint-hearted -- unwilling to undergo things that are difficult to achieve a good. Why undergo the hardship of becoming an excellent human when you can have easy, artificial pleasures?
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Weekly reminder to the dudes: The e-girl ain't gonna sleep with you No one wants to see your dick Those spicy DMs: Yeah, Send them to your wife instead. She'll appreciate the attention for a change. You'd be better off spending your time brushing up on survival skills.
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Using literal dicks to measure 2x4 is still less gay than the metric system.
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Replying to @DillowTalk2
I don't have a picture, but I have an idea!🤷‍♂️🤣👍
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