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Try 1,155 days without a new Swiftologist song

i’m gonna need y’all to walk with me…

Wrote the Swiftologist in the write in section because there wasn’t a Democrat option listed on the ballot

The concept of being the Swiftologist “feel like a fool in my headdress” for halloween😭

🚨The Swiftologist is getting cancelled for appropriating Muslim culture

The Swiftologist enjoys Gracie Abrams latest single despite being skeptical. “I’m fairologist, I’m objectivologist. I’m gonna say when I think something is good even from an artist I expect nothing from. That was good”

OK BUT HEAR ME OUT????

Fun fact: The Swiftologist and Taylor Swift have the same number of SOTY Grammys

Even the Swiftologist would’ve made a better headliner

i hate gay halloween cause wdym you're dressed as the Swiftologist and Madeline😭😭😭😭😭

Doctor: you have 840 second left to live Me asf:

🚨The Swiftologist shares stunning picture via Grindr while celebrating 30th birthday

Happy 30th birthday to the talented Swiftologist. The Swiftologist has cemented himself as one of the most prominent music critics in the industry with his music reviews and acclaimed podcast.

🚨The Swiftologist recalls pretending to like Grimes to impress trade