โ€œI wish it need not have happened in my time,โ€ said Frodo. โ€œlmaoโ€ said Gandalf, โ€œwell it has.โ€

Joined December 2023
Hoping that all those fear-mongers talking about food shortages and the grid going down are right. A lot of you out there could stand to lose a few pounds, myself included
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Arabs after realizing normal jihad against Israel wonโ€™t work
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑโšก- The Arab voter turnout in the Israeli elections surpasses 60%, smashing all previous election records.
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By executive order, Malfoid is now canon
Thereโ€™s Magic in Learning! ๐Ÿช„
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My body is a temple expect itโ€™s the second temple and itโ€™s AD 70 and the Romans just turned up
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Got invited to a buddyโ€™s wedding out in Seattle and as soon as I learned I was going out to the PNW, got flash banged by these visions of Cascadia
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Getting funny looks for cracking open a cold one at noon on a Monday (itโ€™s Modelo time foo)
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Me too, get in line
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When a customer asks a dumbass question but a masked gunman comes in and blows their head off with a shotgun
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My friends trying (unsuccessfully) to stop me from accidentally falling in love with another short-haired lesbian leftist who hates me
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how that beerโ€™s hitting my hand on Friday night
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โ€œAnd the Romans, where are they now?โ€ โ€œYouโ€™re looking at โ€˜em, assholeโ€
The story of a Warriorโ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช
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You think she likes broke 24 year old losers?
Happy 32nd Birthday to Margaret Qualley!
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Donโ€™t have a Halloween costume yet? Fear not, here are some fun ideas for you - Guy who still thinks it's all gonna turn out alright - Half of a couples' costume - The concept of a nuclear war - High-functioning alcoholic - Plague-bearing party-ruiner from Masque of the Red Death
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Youโ€™re telling me that the late Lindsey Graham, noted homosexual senator, was in fact homosexual?
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The Falcons halftime speech this weekend just leaked
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Favorite game (and one of the best Iโ€™ve played) is 10 years old. I should lock in, but unfortunately Operations is more fun
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโšก๏ธ- Today is the 10th anniversary of the official release of Battlefield 1. The installment of the Battlefield franchise surprised the public when it revealed its First World War setting. However powered by one of the most successful marketing campaigns in gaming history, it became the best selling Battlefield game not beaten until Battlefield 6 nearly a decade later. Despite the game's historical inaccuracies and liberal use of prototype weaponry that never saw combat, the game caused a revival in interest of WW1 in the United States, where the war is hardly remembered unlike in the Anglosphere and Europe. The game remains one of the only to represent the Russian Civil War and the Middle Eastern theater of WW1.
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