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Guys, guys! It /finally/ happened! *slams the stick down on the table, throwing his hands up* BAM! We're having tacos.
—of places. Worse come to worst, he'd just get smashed and take an Uber back to his hideout. #OpenRP
He wandered downtown to a bar that accepted masks and decided to try his luck with one of the groupies that usually hung around those kinds—
Wade was bored. That usually led to no-good, but in this instance Wade was also annoyed and it would /definitely/ lead to no good.—
"/Yes/." Wade said firmly.
The Spider-booty was plenty seductive even if he didn't stick the landing. nitter.gq/protectisms/status/906…
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(973): And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Wade sat down on the beach and dropped his bag, motioning @Deadly_Thighs to come over. The flight had taken a while, but they'd made it.
"Listening never got me anywhere." Wade said confidently from where he stood, having bounced off of the fabric canopy. nitter.gq/courteousspidey/status…
"Wade, /yes/!" He exclaimed before joyously doing exactly what he'd been told not to. nitter.gq/courteousspidey/status…
"Well what else do you want people to think of us, Sugar Plum?" nitter.gq/makingbenproud/status/…
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He'll just pop back up if he ever does kill him. No big deal.
"Are you okay down there?" He asked, peering over the edge of the bunk beds. nitter.gq/courteousspidey/status…
Deadpool went silent for only a moment. "Does that mean dinosaurs had feelings too?" nitter.gq/courteousspidey/status…
—Golden Girls.
More pigeons gathered and Wade's temper got the best of him, a red and black gloved hand slamming against the grate of the—
—apartment. Deadpool sighed and looked away for a moment, stretching his tired body and wishing he would have stayed home to watch the—
—window he was crouched at, waiting for a good shot.
It had been /hours/ and still that little goblin Chase /still/ wasn't back at his—