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I know this is crazy and I have no proof for this but I swear I deadass wrote a short film script in high school that’s just this movie
First trailer for ‘RAY GUNN’, directed by Brad Bird (‘The Incredibles’). The film follows a private detective who is drawn into a case involving aliens & murder in the alternate futuristic city Metropia. Releasing December 18 on Netflix.
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deadass same setting, followed a private investigator looking into a murder, there was a big corporation trying to cover it up, he had a weird non human sidekick, etc.
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everything has gone to shit but at least a new cat dropped
New cat alert! A call from a wildlife sanctuary about a "weird cat" has led to the first new cat species discovered in over 100 years in Bolivia’s Yungas forest ecoregion. Learn more about this feline surprise: on.natgeo.com/JRuaGj
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This is what it feels like seeing Spider-Noir in color
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i do NOT remember tweeting this
cashier at cumberland farms: “happy chesternut day, how can i help you?” me, an auspicious drunk white boy: “yuh sor” 😍
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Just finished #StrangerThings5 . It’s really the strangest thing how shit the finale was. Nothing but cheap surface level emotion bait
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just made this. enjoy! 😄
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bitches be like “i’m from Cape Cod” then u pull up to their crib and it be in fuckin #Sandwich
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I was thinking about making a funny tweet but then I scrolled through my feed for like 2 minutes and decided that this app is rancid and evil and does not deserve joy from a whimsical fellow such as myself. See you all in two months when I forget how bad this app is.
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blacking out tonight
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These so called SW “fans” have the media literacy of a child. They dislike SA in SW bc it shows the Empire for the disgusting machine that it is rather than the “cool bad guys” that they can idolize. They blew up a fucking planet in the first movie. VADER KILLED KIDS! Dumbass.
SA in SW feels unnecessary. You can portray power dynamics and making the audience hate the empire in other ways without taking it to such a disgusting place. Vader wouldn't tolerate that shit nor does the Empire condone it. It has no place in Star Wars. Period. Unnecessary.
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SW has been and always will be anti-authoritarian. If you call yourself a fan of SW yet still parrot these right wing talking points then you need to sit down and look at yourself. It’s one thing to be a kid and to focus on the theatrics, but the message has always been there.
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what’s the reward? do i get some candy. oh boy i hope it’s candy. or maybe a new toy!
DO NOT RETALIATE AND YOU WILL BE REWARDED
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This is what Sam Hyde looks like to me
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cashier at cumberland farms: “happy chesternut day, how can i help you?” me, an auspicious drunk white boy: “yuh sor” 😍
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How do puffles reproduce
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I love you Ted
Someone on Instagram just said I have a "gyatt." Have no idea if I should be offended or not.
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