I know this is crazy and I have no proof for this but I swear I deadass wrote a short film script in high school that’s just this movie
everything has gone to shit but at least a new cat dropped
New cat alert! A call from a wildlife sanctuary about a "weird cat" has led to the first new cat species discovered in over 100 years in Bolivia’s Yungas forest ecoregion. Learn more about this feline surprise: on.natgeo.com/JRuaGj
Just finished #StrangerThings5 . It’s really the strangest thing how shit the finale was. Nothing but cheap surface level emotion bait
bitches be like “i’m from Cape Cod” then u pull up to their crib and it be in fuckin #Sandwich
I was thinking about making a funny tweet but then I scrolled through my feed for like 2 minutes and decided that this app is rancid and evil and does not deserve joy from a whimsical fellow such as myself. See you all in two months when I forget how bad this app is.
These so called SW “fans” have the media literacy of a child. They dislike SA in SW bc it shows the Empire for the disgusting machine that it is rather than the “cool bad guys” that they can idolize. They blew up a fucking planet in the first movie. VADER KILLED KIDS! Dumbass.
cashier at cumberland farms:
“happy chesternut day, how can i help you?”
me, an auspicious drunk white boy:
“yuh sor”
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