Cautiously optimistic I’d survive a zombie apocalypse 🧟♂️
Los Angeles, CA
Joined September 2011
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I was always hopeful I'd live to see an apocalypse but a bit disappointed at the lack of zombies. – at Los Angeles, CA
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The first person to ever run for exercise probably had to stop and explain to everyone they came across that they weren’t being chased. #fitness
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I entered a title sequence competition and I’d love for you to check it out: editfest.filmsupply.com/subm…
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All my appliances play a musical jingle when they are done doing a task, like they had dreams of being musicians but things didn’t work out and now they wash dishes and clean laundry.
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Synthetic Steve retweeted
I, for one, am really disappointed that Warner Bros. Discovery didn't choose to go with "Steve."
On May 23, HBO Max is becoming Max — The One To Watch for all of HBO, hit series, movies, reality, and more. #StreamOnMax
I Just watched @ShazamMovie with my little boy. He’s never been able to watch more than five minutes of a film and he made it all the way to the end credits! He scripted a skit from @SesameStreet with “I did it! I sat through the whole movie!” 🥰
#Cinema #Autism #BestDayEver
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Crazy how 3 hours before work goes by in 24 minutes and an 8-hour shift takes a week and a half to get through.
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Yesterday I walked into my local comic shop @GAppleComics and they guy behind the counter says “Hey Steve!”
This is my version of ‘Cheers’ except mine is loaded with superheroes!
Always amazing staff there, with great recommendations for new books. I love this place!
I leaned against the counter to fill up a glass of water, not realizing (until it was too late) that the counter was covered in water. Now I have to tell this story to everyone I run into at the office so that no one thinks I peed my pants.
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Finally saw episode 3 of @TheLastofUsHBO wow! That was beautiful. I could have watched an entire season of Bill and Frank’s relationship and adventures. @Nick_Offerman hats off to you. Best episode of any show I’ve seen in a long time.
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