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#MUFC | ❤ Beef | #BB | Max Stan! | Nursery woman | Maraga 2027 |

London, England
Joined February 2012
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I have real sympathy for people with genuine disabilities. But this, this kind of thing never existed a few decades ago, people like this only exists because we have a benefits system that incentivises it.
soooo as someone with crippling anxiety and autism who gets anxious doing 3 hours a week volunteering to the point i dread for days and struggle sleeping and need a few days to recover.. how the fuck am i gonna be able to cope with this? im gonna be forced into a job that-
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One of the greatest privileges in life is having atleast one parent that chooses you, even at their worst choose to have you sleep where they sleep and eat what they ate, they could have close to nothing financially or emotionally but still trickle down that much to you.
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Top contender for this years most poorly aged tweet
Your email might be down, but the skies are always open. ✉️✈️
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Guess what? She was once the vice president and client manager in JP Morgan Chase.
Five suicide attempts couldn’t kill her. An HIV diagnosis was supposed to finish the job. Instead, she walked into a body modification studio and started cutting away everything that made her human. Both ears. 32 teeth. Her nose. She split her tongue, implanted 18 horns into her skull, and covered every inch of skin in scales. Today she goes by “it” - and says she’s never been happier. Her full name is Eva Tiamat Baphhomet Medusa. The world calls her the Dragon Lady. She calls herself “the world’s most modified transsexual.” Before any of this, she was Richard Hernandez - a vice president at a bank in Texas. She grew up in Bruni, a town of 300 people near the Mexican border. As a freshman in high school, she walked up and down the streets screaming “I’m gay” at the top of her lungs in one of the most machismo regions in the country. “Closets are for clothes and tennis shoes,” she says. At 18, she left for Houston. Fresh from a town with no skyscrapers, she didn’t know you couldn’t trust just anyone. Two men raped her. She doesn’t hate them. “I’m not them,” she says. She became a banker. Built a career. Then came the HIV diagnosis, which later progressed to AIDS. She left the bank to take care of her health and nearly died. That’s when something shifted. “I decided I’m not going to die looking like a human,” she told Soft White Underbelly. “Being human has been such a negative part of life.” She spent over $60,000 on body modifications. Not with doctors - with body modification artists. She was the fifth person in the world to get horns implanted into her cranium. She was the first person ever to have both ears surgically removed for cosmetic reasons. She had her testicles removed and plans a full penectomy. “I will be a genderless dragon,” she says. “That’s what dragons are.” Her son hasn’t spoken to her since the transformation. She did some of the modifications specifically so he could see what his father was becoming. “His weird-looking, strange, used to be a man, is now a woman, is now a reptilian, dad,” she says. She was abandoned in the woods as a child by her birth parents. She denounced them in favor of a snake. She tried to take her own life five times before the transformation gave her a reason to stay. “My transformation is by and large what saved my life after five failed suicide attempts,” she says. “I am truly happy for the first time in my life.” She prefers the pronoun “it.” Just like a snake. She swallows food whole because she only has six teeth left - representing the mouth of a rattlesnake. Sirens drive her crazy because without ears, everything sounds louder. She makes cotton candy for the neighborhood kids, and her neighbors say her energy is “the most gentle and pleasant” they’ve ever been around. In the video below, you can see Tiamat sitting across from the interviewer with her full-face scale tattoos, horn implants, and no ears, calmly describing how she eats, why she removed her teeth, and the moment she decided to stop being human. Some will say she’s mentally ill and needs help, not a body modification studio. Others will say she found the only thing that kept her alive when nothing else could. If removing every trace of your humanity is what finally made you happy - were you ever really human to begin with?
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In the UK kids cant use youtube kids but if you rape somebody you can ask the government not to tell anybody and they do it
🚨 NEW: A second unnamed male celebrity has secured an injunction stopping him from being named over sexual abuse allegations
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This is so embarrassing. Then again he’s always surrounded with charlatans and rejects.
Wiper Party Leader Kalonzo Musyoka announces Aisha Jumwa as the Deputy Party Leader. #K24Siasa
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12 yasimda bu klibi izlerken kadin gozume cok sisman? geliyordu,, suan bir daha izleyince ideal fizik aslinda mk
12 years ago, Meghan Trainor released 'All About that Bass'
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She is innocent your honor!!! Arrest Ashley in her place
Dr. Wendy’s look for some recent Potomac Press 🌸🔥 #RHOP
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It’s almost Friday, so there’s really no point in Outlook coming back now. And it’s November, so it’s almost Christmas. No point really coming back until January if you think about it. Let’s circle back then.
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At the first affair, he was the man who fell for the cheapest trick in history. At the 3rd, he is just a basic hoe with a long string of workplace affairs. The more affairs come out, the more the Chinese spy angle will be forgotten. Excellent work from the comms team😅
Jensen Huang Had A Third Affair—With Another Nvidia Employee, Report Says go.forbes.com/rna5YR
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Unfair that CEOs who aren’t into Asian girls get fewer dating options from spy agencies. Where are the French/Russian/Iranian honeypots? Not one spy girl sent my way. Are they even trying? France is excused — their decision-makers aren’t into girls. Everyone else: try harder!
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Money buys a lot of extremely underrated things. Convenience. Time. Options. Privacy. Distance from nonsense.
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I have been appointed as the Interim Dean of Cybersecurity and a member of the faculty at Touro University Berlin. I look forward to what lies ahead in this new chapter of my career in academia. @WeAreTouro
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Just found out that the "phantom smell" I had this surgery to correct was actually my roommate inexplicably microwaving dog food every morning and night.
the nose gauze for my septum surgery recovery is so chic
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🚨 NEW: David Walliams attempted to commit suicide and was twice detained under the Mental Health Act after being approached for comment about the sexual allegations 18 May 2026 - The Guardian and ITV sent a letter to Walliams asking him to comment on allegations he prayed on young women and girls. After receiving these letters, he attempted suicide. He was later admitted to a private psychiatric hospital as a voluntary patient Summer 2026 - Walliams absconds from the private hospital and attempts suicide again. Later in the summer he is detained under the Mental Health Act for assessment and later transferred to an NHS hospital for treatment 10 September 2026 - Walliams is discharged from the NHS hospital after it is deemed that continued detention under the Mental Health Act is not necessary 16 October 2026 - A High Court preliminary hearing takes place ahead of an expedited trial over whether Walliams should be named. He is granted anonymity pending the trial 22 October 2026 - Walliams is detained under the Mental Health Act for assessment again and transferred to an NHS hospital 27 October 2026 - A two-day trial in London takes place 3 November 2026 - The judge dismisses the bid for an injunction but grants permission to appeal until 9 November at 4:30pm 9 November 2026 - Walliams fails to appeal by 4:30pm 10 November 2026 - The Guardian and ITV publish the allegations at 12pm
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After all, computers crash, people die, relationships fall apart. The best we can do is play chess, speak french and spend summers in South Africa
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Haha huyo hajapata wa kusue ama mbona anashinda akiwakumbusha every 2 business days atawasue?
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Kimi Antonelli has arrived back in Bologna, where air traffic controllers at the ENAV control tower congratulated him on winning his first Formula 1 World Championship. A special homecoming for Italy’s champion! ❤️
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So wait …. Aneha’s Mom didn’t want to go to the wedding but she decided to show up to this reunion……????? #LoveIsBlind
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