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Husband and Father. Developer of Football Manager 1991-92.

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Joined June 2010
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He has over 40+ credible accusations. He's never sued any of them, and he is the most sue-happy, litigious mother fucker who has ever walked the face of planet earth. Trump fucked kids. He absolutely, unequivocally, fucked little children.
Former Miss Teen USA, Dr. Larissa Portnoff, just came out with a disturbing allegations against Donald Trump. She’s so brave 👏🏽,
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I’ve never known the Leeds United fanbase so unhappy with a manager when we’re not struggling and are just coasting. Feels really toxic at the minute and I can’t say I’m a fan. #LUFC
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"The poorest workers are catching up with skilled middle-earners. The only way to fix this is to pay the poorest less." What a nation of grovelling serfs.
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"We thought you were only going to hurt other people!"
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For anyone who grew up praying on Man United’s downfall, this might be the greatest time to be alive
Exclusive: 15-year-old wonderkid JJ Gabriel tells Manchester United he wants to leave and asks for his registration to be cancelled #mufc - Plus, a big read on how it ever got to this for a club famed for developing the country's best young talent telegraph.co.uk/football/202…
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We concede a few flukey goals and X goes into meltdown, blaming players and farke in frustration at defeat. Don't worry we go again on Monday, warm up your keyboards #lufc
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Twice now Nmecha and James have come off the bench and changed the game in our favour yet all I see is people pining for a bloke that barely featured and refused to play for us at one point #lufc
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They walk among us. Jesus.
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"please be respectful" works both ways does respect. That cunt never had any for us.
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Facebook full of "saved us when nobody would" thickos everywhere
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Old school Leeds twitter on an absolute fucking high of all highs.
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Leeds fans telling other Leeds fans not to be pissed off with Darlow 😆 get to fuck. Everyone understands his logic but it doesn’t mean we’re gunna clap him on his way out. I hope he has a career ending injury on his first training session. Cunt.
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Pep Guardiola viajaba a Rosario a aprender de Bielsa. FIN
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In Bielsa we trust, manga de caretas.
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“Marcelo Bielsa es un tipo peculiar, no lo podemos negar. Es el DT más diferente y peculiar que me he encontrado en mi carrera. Me dejó un sello y una marca que la voy a recordar para siempre. Para el futuro, si decido entrenar, alguna de las cosas que haré serán en parte gracias a él. No sé cómo ha evolucionado, no sé qué ha pasado en los últimos 14 años. Cuando se hablan cosas del entorno de Uruguay, no soy quien para valorarlas. Mi experiencia no fue esa, fue buena, de un tipo que es honesto y que le hace bien al fútbol. Es cierto que es muy exigente en el día a día. No voy a juzgar lo que están viviendo hoy en día” “A Bielsa lo tuve en un momento idóneo de mi carrera, a mis 22/23 años. Me mejoró y me hizo mejor futbolista. Me añadió cosas a mi juego que me han servido mucho” Ander Herrera en @BolavipAr - @PlanetaBoca.
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Carla Lockhart is a shocking MP. Working people in Upper Bann want to afford their bills, a working NHS, and good relations. Yet Lockhart abuses her position to push her pet causes, stir up culture wars and spread hate. She has to go in 2029.
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I predict a riot 🎶
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"Everybody's angry about the sending off, you should be angry with the performance!" 😤 United under the spotlight after defeat to Leeds… can they bounce back? 👹
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MICHAEL CARRICK, WELCOME TO THE DANIEL FARKE PENITENTIARY 😍😍 FUCKING INJECT ITTTTTTTTT 💉💉💉 #LUFC #MUFC
Defeat at Old Trafford.

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Meet Ruth. Ruth is a black lady with tourettes. Here is a video of Ruth shouting racial slurs and saying that no race, religion, gender, or sexuality is “off limits” from her tics. I guarantee that none of the fools online right now would be demanding an apology from her.
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