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Joined June 2010
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For Messi? Lmaooo
🚨🚨| OFFICIAL: Harry Kane, the 2026 Ballon d’Or winner, has been left out of the 2026 FIFPRO Men’s World 11! 🀯 ❌ This is the first time since the award was introduced in 2005 that the Ballon d’Or winner has not made the World 11. The XI is voted for by professional footballers themselves.
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So I broke my own promise and searched for Man United highlights. What in the Onana typ sh$t was Diogo iDiot and Lammens doing???
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What do you mean β€œtake Taiwan”? Taiwan is a Chinese Island. End of
It’s not a cheating scandal.
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Zimbabwe become the first team ever to score 500+ in both innings of a Test match 🀯 #AFGvZIM
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"michael, you are on screen now you can stay with out original decision of out"
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Jensen Huang’s wife after finding out he now likes Asian women
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When he was asked in the hall way he said he was on the urinal
Replying to @T0NDERAI
He wasn’t in the urinal.
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With a Chinese spy or not, cheating on your wife makes you a loser.
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Gogo knows that she is grasping on absolute straws. She cannot surely use the excuse that if the communication was sent Matlala’s former legal team, she cant rely on that saying β€œwe don’t have that communication”. #MadlangaCommission
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Replying to @ishaa_malhotra
Wife. 41 years, two kids, and co-building a trillion-dollar company from a college lab partnership. The other option comes with foreign intel probes and public apologies. No contest.
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Adv Sesi Baloyi dealt with that shouting Gogo Karen very well. She put her in her place! #MadlangaCommission
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Why are these people this vile???
ISRAELI tourists FILM themselves PUSHING SRI LANKAN worker OFF BOAT and INTO WATER β€” LAUGHING 
Say 'IT WAS a JOKE' and they didn't 'MEAN TO BE MEAN' 
'We're ENLISTING in a MONTH. We're GOOD KIDS. We don't deserve this HATE'
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Also the dude should learn to articulate himself. Stop saying β€œwhen i was using the bathroom”! Rather use: β€œI was using or on the urinal”
A Black substitute teacher is removed from a school after a white teacher confronts and questions him while he is using the urinal.
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You’re definitely not a man. How do you close a urinal door? Creep
He should’ve shut the door smh 🀦🏻
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Who stands behind someone using a urinal? What is that lady talking about???
A Black substitute teacher is removed from a school after a white teacher confronts and questions him while he is using the urinal.
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Memories πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
You are not Zimbabwean if you've never danced to this!πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
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You are not Zimbabwean if you've never danced to this!πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
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