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Repeat after me, the correct reply to “War Eagle” is never “thank you.”

Jeezus, how do you get denied entry into Ole Miss? It's called "Ole Miss" because many people that went to school there can't spell "Mississippi."

This is really bad. Horrible. Gotta kick him off the team. Nate Oats: can he play basketball?

Stanton Ramil

Wow. I would have sworn we warned Texas fans about Cam Coleman. They told us he would thrive with a good QB. Maybe they'll get one soon.

The sky is not falling every time something bad happens. Auburn basketball will be fine without Mantas Rubstavicius. Coach Pearl fixed the problem and fired the GM. This is not a Cohen problem. I don't care if he stays or goes, but this isn't all on him. No one wanted to fire the AD or BP when Chuck Person was cheating. His jersey is still in the rafters. So is Vicki Orr's - who also screwed Auburn.

Cole Cubelic in his Sunday Auburn assessment: that offensive line is dog shit. That may be being too nice. They're the flies on the dog shit. DJ Durkin calls plays like a make-a-wish kid. The DBs should be required to reimburse Auburn for their NIL and scholarship and reimburse every single fan for having to watch them "play."

24 seconds. All 3 timeouts. Need 3 TDs. We can do this!!!!

Hear me out. We get a defensive stop. Stop laughing. I said "hear me out." We get a defensive stop and then we score 4 consecutive TDs. Help us Auburn Jesus.

Coach Durkin:

Where's those Stanton Ramil fans? That dude SUUUUUUUUUUUCKS. A 400 lb blind woman on a Walmart cart could beat him 9 times out of 10.

DJ Durkin needs to trademark the phrase "3rd and Durkin." Might as well make some money off his ineptness.

How DJ Durkin picks up his Auburn paycheck.

Golesh, let someone else call the defense in the second half. Matter of fact, just pull a student from the crowd.

Did our defensive staff already head to the locker room for halftime? Jesus. Auburn is known for defense. This is embarrassing.