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Russell (LPLT)

@TCF294

Cajun married to a pixburgh chick. Once a police officer. now an electrical engineer.

 Bossier City, LA
Joined June 2022
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Went flying today. Missed all the birds. Tried to race a KC-135. Confirmed “push on stick trees get bigger” theory. Found out pressing the “chemtrails” button dispenses stripper glitter. Pulled 3 g’s so I’m basically a fighter pilot now. Call sign: Footlong.
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Wish I hadn’t cleared my Sunday for this. #nascar
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At this point it will not so much be Larson winning the championship as much as every one else doing all they can to NOT win it. #nascar
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Not the last brake check we will see this race I’m sure. #nascar
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It’s like the curvy dick disease pill companies saw #NASCAR and said “throw the whole advertising budget at it”
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That one angle actually made me jump. #nascar
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Sorry @Blaney but don’t put your hands on someone without being prepared to catch a few.
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Had a photography gig last night, my first in a long time. Shooting in the dark made things challenging but I managed to get some good shots and the client is happy so I’m calling it a success 😁
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Jazz chords be like…
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Inflation getting everybody…
ProFootballTalk (@ProFootballTalk) profile pictureProFootballTalk
@ProFootballTalkAug 24
49ers owner Jed York allegedly arranged to pay $140 for sex at a trailer park in East Palestine, Ohio. nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…
Report: Jed York allegedly arranged to pay $140 for sex at a trailer park

Report: Jed York allegedly arranged to pay $140 for sex at a trailer park

More details are emerging regarding 49ers owner Jed York's Sunday arrest and, within a day, no-contest plea in Ohio.

nbcsports.com
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Hate hate HATE this time of year.
KTBS (@KTBS) profile pictureKTBS
@KTBSAug 13
High humidity levels will make outdoor conditions dangerous for extended exposure. Forecasters urge residents to take extra precautions if working or spending time outside. ktbs.com/weather/headlines/h…
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The @MaxVelocityWX fall off is crazy. Went from a fun meteorologist to clickbait douchebag at the speed of C. 😂
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Crazy bunch of misfits right here I tell ya whut…
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Ate the hottest pepper in the world today. The things I get talked into…
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I had vertigo last week, for only a week. It was hell. Absolute hell.
Bob Pockrass (@bobpockrass) profile pictureBob Pockrass
@bobpockrassJul 23
HMS: Alex Bowman will retire from full-time racing following the 2027 season. He will drive the Hendrick Motorsports No. 48 Cup car next year.
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Replying to @SamsClub
@SamsClub this needs fixed. What good is scan & go if we have to wait 20mins before we can leave the store?
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Replying to @Riflemanscreed2
@Riflemanscreed2 y’all good down there cher? Wild Videos Show Mexico Rocked By Massive Earthquake, Magnitude 7.4 tmz.com/2026/07/17/mexico-ea…
Wild Videos Show Mexico Rocked By Massive Earthquake, Magnitude 7.4

Wild Videos Show Mexico Rocked By Massive Earthquake, Magnitude 7.4

Folks down in Central America had their morning disrupted when a massive earthquake rocked the region's western coast ... and it was BIG.

tmz.com
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There was a time in my life when harvesting virtual vegetables caused me real anxiety.
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Did not expect to get choked up during the new @JackAss film. If you are over the age of 45 it’s like watching old home movies with your friends.
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Can’t get the race broadcast because it’s not on one of the 4 streaming services I pay for. Can only get the in car cameras if I pay an extra $20 a month on top of what I already pay for @HBO. I’m getting really tired of how difficult it is to watch a @NASCAR race. #nascar
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