
**NOT A GIMMICK ACCOUNT** Commander of 3359th division Chimera Brigade and SbHN Contracted Armored Transport and Reporter Security. Dissident's #1 Most Wanted
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The results are in! Thank you for everyone who participated! If you applied but havent submitted your gameplay for review by judges, please DM me ASAP.
The top 5 participants are as follows:
5th: @SentrySpartan as a solo with 610 points, an impressive underdog.
4th: @horst92844 duo team, with 765 points, while they may not have won the grand prize, he was consistently getting thrown around like a pinball, so he wins the "Helldivers moment" subprize.
3rd: @NolletsThe's team "Roman" with 789 points. The team that was definitely the most tryhard. All those portable hellbombs didnt save enough time, it appears.
2nd: @TruthInspectorD at 813 points. Sorry, but the threat of extra close MoT attention doesn't get you any VIP points.
In first place with 833 points, we have @SE_Templar_Evil team, who was ironically the least coordinated looking.
Somehow.
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Stay tuned for the next tournament! It will be a for Duo teams!👀
Winners, contact me so we can figure out how to get you your prizes.
Introducing, the first "No Game for Everyone" Helldivers 2 tournament!
By participating, you compete to win $40 worth of Super Credits spread evenly across your whole squad, and the chance at winning one of two sub-prizes worth $5 of Super Credits.
This tournament is focused on keeping the Helldivers community Helldivers oriented, because whether it be Earth or Super Earth, our job is to fight Xeno Scum and preserve managed democracy, not to manage the democracy ourselves.
This tournament is hosted entirely by me, with help from @RamenDealers , @AD49Apollonian, @NolletsThe, @BileSpewerSeat, and @SeafTropper. It is not affiliated with or endorsed by Arrowhead, Sony, Playstation, or any other entity involved in the development or publishing of the game.
To enter:
1: Follow any two of the accounts mentioned above, or @TD220UberDriver.
2: Repost this Tweet.
3: Fill out this google form, it contains all the relevant info I could think of, such as rules and scoring. It does not collect or see your email. I dont even think you have to be signed in to fill it out, though I could be wrong.
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F…
Ask any questions in the comments!
Super Tank Driver retweeted
Is your argument really that he wouldn’t support killing theoretical child?
Never mind the fact that still wouldn’t disprove his innocence, they are trying to pass laws to allow abortion up until birth.
Here’s a quote for ya: “Don’t kill kids.”
Super Tank Driver retweeted
Replying to @Notahelldiver
No, you don’t get to murder a real man because he said he wouldn’t kill a fictional baby.
Super Tank Driver retweeted
This just in!
The man who lies about people being racist and soapboxes about how everyone is Hitler is mocking the murder of an innocent man.
Audience consensus, no one is surprised: Subhuman behavior.
Consider what? You people are never happy with anything Arrowhead does. I'm not going to say their relative lack of engagement is okay behavior, but I will say I'm not going to blame them for it. If it's not a weapon buff or enemy nerf, you people will whine and complain and yell at them to revert it.
This isnt you "not wanting to be served s***", it's you being unsatisfied with anything other than cakes and custard. That makes you fat and lazy, and now we're left with a babies milk breeze even on the hardest difficulty.
So yes, I have extreme contempt for you people. It's not that I haven't considered your perspective, it's that I've found it equating to throwing out the baby with the bathwater. In this case, someone else' baby that you didn't even like in the first place.
Replying to @TD220UberDriver @ThiccFilA_
Have you considered people don't want to be served shit on a plate and empty promises for the upteenth time and it's being paired with utter contempt for anyone who still does.
Oh, right, you don't have that frame of mind.
Being able to picture other POVs is a 120+ thing.
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I know a certain stalker enthusiast is going to have half a stroke seeing this, but here's how I see all (primary) shotguns currently available.
Super Tank Driver retweeted
“Errrmm, actually since this is a pve game that means no balancing is required whatsoever, obviously! And any attempt to balance the game in any way should be met with contempt and outrage. Glazer owned with facts and logic”
Good advice for hdtwt as well, Mr. Peanut.
TheBurntPeanut reminds his audience to keep it classy after the Streamer Awards losses
"I know we're all thinking the same thing guys..but in reality..it really doesn't matter..does it feel like we got wronged? Sure but let's be classy..let's not go and make a big ruckus on Twitter..what matters is us here having fun every night"
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This really puts into perspective how much of a loud, annoying minority the ThiccFilA donuts are.
☎️ Sony CEO
“Mr. Shams, I hear that theres some ruckus happening with reviews on Helldivers 2
Would this be why recent reviews show Mostly Negative”
🤳 Shams
“No, sir.
Just look the other graph, everythings fine.
☎️ Sony CEO
“Remember we spoke when it was 19% it’s now 23%…”
🤳 Shams
“It’s okay, Mr. CEO we have Supply Backpack, C4, Auto Cannon and A Tesla Tower looking into it”
Hey, I complain about being knocked over by the Apex as much as the next guy.
Would I use a mod to tell me when the game considers me crouching?
Super Tank Driver retweeted
It’s true and I’m very thankful to you @TD220UberDriver. This is highly Democratic. Class-A all the way. This is truth.
When your game isnt letting you join @RamenDealers' mission and he says he's gonna abandon it.
3d printer arrived and assembled.
Now I just have to figure out where to place it in my house because it's enormous.
I'll do some research on which filament to use and print my B-24 helmet and get that set up.
If all goes well, Operation Braincase-Bargain will be up and running.
I just ordered a Neptune 4 Max 3d printer.
After I get things set up, I may offer wearable Helldiver helmet fabrication for relatively cheap to followers of good reputation.
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Replying to @raw_patty
I don't know where you are getting the idea that half of the community doesn't my kind around, that is obviously not true.
But let's say it is true, for a second. The people who don't want me here are the same people who will kick out their associates for asking them not to make fun of Charlie Kirk's death. This literally happened not two months ago with StimmothyHD2.
Those same people will call you a nazi or hitler for disagreeing with them on literally anything. Look at John Cyberstan and Siege Ready.
Those same people, as I've already said, support people like Kodiak, and especially his actions. The only people I've found so far who "weren't okay" with it were StimmothyHD2, Jar5Dominator, and Poodros. And while I understand Stimmothy trying to stay out of it because of his already being alienated, Jar5 and Poodros just shrugged it off.
So, given all of this, why should I care the smallest grain of sand if people like that aren't a fan of my presence?
Regarding the minors, opinions are not equal even among adults. With regards to balance, I would say @DevronAlistar's or @RamenDealers' opinions are worth more than mine overall. With regards to the safety of the community, my opinion as someone who:
-Was forced out of being a gimmick account not even two weeks after I became one because of people being sexual around kids.
-Was critical in debunking rumors about Thighnir during the Loli situation.
-Has been the most active fighter against people like Kodiak within the community, I was the one who got all four of his accounts suspended, even if garbage AI moderation let him get his last two back.
...my opinions are worth monumentally more than those of minors who can't even protect themselves or other minors from degenerates.
You don't have to agree with me politically. You don't even have to like me. But I'm not going away because the people I'm fighting against call me a nazi.
Decide who the bad guys are: the "Nazis" trying to protect the community, or the people sending death threats to those "Nazis" for doing so.
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I completely agree that it's broken, but I'm all for them adding cool things even if it makes us disproportionately more powerful, because frankly we're starved for new content.
What they need to do is rework the enemies so that there are more problems to solve to compensate for the insane power creep we're getting.
Making hive guard heads heavy pen like they wanted would be a good start.
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