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John Emslie

@THEEMSLIEEFFECT

Home of the brand new show 50% Liability at Edfringe. TheEmslieEffect where things never quite go to plan https://nitter.gq/t.co/9N2CzU29ve

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Joined February 2010
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New bigger venue for my show Coach parties & bikers welcome. C+1 4pm #edfringe #cvenues #liability – at Edinburgh, Scotland
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Designer of ‘Red Roses’ Bed Linen .... you had one job:) (@boredpanda )
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Cat #save pscp.tv/w/baMuRTFvTlFsSk9lbk…
May Day & tradition dictates I wash my face with the morning dew. I realise now that might have been the spot where the cat pees – at Stonehaven, Scotland
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Brave words? – at Aberdeen, Scotland
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DIAGNOSIS: 50% Liability - @THEEMSLIEEFFECT @Cvenues ow.ly/mSaW304oeKh by @FranDGarcia1 #DEATH #SADNESS #LUCK
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I'll have gone off long before this yogurt does. I'd be 100 years old when it expires!! – at Nepal
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I'm currently hurtling through the air in a metal tube, filled with other people's farts – at Fingal, Ireland
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Mother; I told you seven bananas and that's it.. Daughter; But mom I'm pregnant! Mother; I don't care. Repeal the eight. #repealthe8th – at Cork, Ireland
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The #liability word tour begins. – at Fingal, Ireland
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You can't take your coffee they said The plane is ready to take off they said All but last three rows they said
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Sooooo... Just 339 days to go until #edfringe 2017! #edfringecountdown
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The #liability has gone. @campingninja Thank you all so so much for some of the best three weeks ever – at Scotland, United Kingdom
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So 5 food places in a row have said closed. What I've learnt -using the word semantics confuses door staff. Macdonalds it is -yuk #edringe – at Edinburgh, Scotland
Can I say fuck on Twitter? I'm fucked. What an experience @Edfringe @Cvenues wrap party done. Food, bed, done xxx – at Edinburgh, Scotland
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Ending the #edringe & festival with a bang.fireworks soon, followed by wrap party and champagne. What could possibly go wrong? #liability – at Edinburgh, Scotland
To quash the rumours, 50% Liability is not doing one last show tonight. Please stop queuing #edfringe #liability – at Edinburgh, Scotland
#edfringe 2016 = 50,266 performances 3,269 shows 294 venues 2.475 million tickets issued edfringe.com/media/news/afte…
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Blow up doll, one careful owner! An elastic band and my helmet that's been spilt in two quite a few times #edfringe nitter.gq/fringecentral/status/7… – at Edinburgh, Scotland
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Today is the last day of the #FringeCentral Swap Shop #edfringe tickets.edfringe.com/whats-o… nitter.gq/FringeCentral/status/7…
Final fringe poster posing selfie #edfringe #liability – at Edinburgh, Scotland
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Final show today at 4 last chance to C @edfringe #liability #edfringe Tiring but worthwhile experience. Thanks all who came/enjoyed/reviewed – at Edinburgh, Scotland
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