It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance, a delight to grace your presence, and a privilege to be so gosh darn triangular!
Wherever the fun is!
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TODAY'S REVIEW: THE SPOON.
A fine utensil! Round, dependable, and most agreeable for the consumption of soup. I cannot say how it feels in the hand, as I do not possess one. Or two. Or any, really.
4/5 stars. The missing star is for its unfortunate lack of triangular qualities.
A spoon with three corners would be a most fascinating development...
SOMEBODY GET THE INVENTORS ON THE TELEPHONE!!!
#SteveReviewsThings
Oh! I've also made a new tag for these little evaluations! Do make use of it, should you feel so inclined.
#PyramidSteve #GravityFalls
Pyramid Steve retweeted
I should be working but I want to show y’all this precious lil lady I got a few weeks ago- Shai Hulud the African Giant Millipede! She feels like a big mustache walking across your hand. I can understand ppl being squeamish since there are just far too many legs. Why so MANY
SPLENDID! My work is beginning to circulate. This is what I call a successful afternoon. And it isn't even teatime!
#steverelatedoccurances this never ending antique store i went to like a month ago. talking to my friendos about how it looked like steves mindscape and they scoped this out. sneaky bastard is always watching me
OH! BILL! My good fellow! How have you been? Have you been eating properly? You look positively triangular!
Has anybody here ever owned a millipede? And more importantly, has anybody ever been owned by one?
I'd hate to assume that the arrangement is necessarily one-sided. A pet is a companion after all! There must be a degree of mutual respect.
Pyramid Steve retweeted
Triangle man "Pyramid Steve" some day I will see to your day of reckoning. #GravityFalls #BillCipher
