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Ayyyyyye Larue County shoutout
UPDATE!
Bardstown cop's wife is still behind bars.
She has NOT bonded out.
Lauren Winans, 31, is charged with 2 counts of 1st degree sodomy, 1st degree incest, and 1st degree sexual abause.
The alleged victim is a family member under the age of 12.
Her arraignment is scheduled for Nov 5.
Her husband, Andy Winans, is a Bardstown police officer, and former Nelson County deputy.
But there's more. Of course.
Updated photos circulating online show the couple posing on a Nelson County Sheriff's vehicle with blue lights on.
The sheriff's office called the conduct "completely inappropriate" and says Andy Winans was disciplined at the time.
He resigned from the Nelson County Sheriff's department in early 2026 and Bardstown PD hasn't commented.
Photos: Abby Blabby (@abbyblabby11) on X
Sources: LaRue County Detention Center records, Kentucky Standard, WLKY, Daily Mail, Nelson County Sheriff's Office
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That is hardly international dingbat
Big news, Louisville is now flying international!
Some people thought it would never happen, but we're getting it done. Starting this spring with Air Canada, Louisville will have daily nonstop international flights to Toronto.
This is another reflection of how Louisville is a city on the rise. Our economy is booming, we're creating opportunities and jobs for our neighbors, and we're welcoming more visitors from around the world! That's what Louisville is all about.
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I might start chewing again. Too many of these young kids who are pretenders think these nicotine pouches are considered throwing actual lip luggage in. Fucking spare me you pussies. You haven't truly lived until you put a half can of Copenhagen wintergreen in your lower cheek pocket and felt that fiberglass shred your gums while the juice runs down the back of your throat causing a serious head buzz. They have no idea about how nails it feels to carry a spit cup around you picked up at a gas station and threw a napkin in it for good measure. Chewing long cut is hardcore porn. And at the same rate, America's past time. Which is also baseball. Packing an absolute piss missile and digging your fingers into that can? Few feelings that can replicate that and you're talking to a guy who lost his virginity at age 12 to my 37 year old social studies teacher in the back seat of her two door Pontiac SunFire. Yeah she took advantage of me. Still loved it. Just like I still love chew.
-Swish
