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Joined November 2015
Hey guys, Sorry if I've been very inactive the past few months. You might have noticed my account has slowed down a lot recently. Just losing interest on this app, mainly due to the people. Will stick around but I don't think I'll be as active as I used to be. Love y'all.
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Why am I waking up to the tl claiming it's because of racism Kane won? You know NOTHING about these people's lives yet to make a statement so confidently makes no sense. It's those people that don't watch football saying it too, they're only here for moral points.
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"he's a trumpie supporter" Mbappe is friends with a rapist, Yamal has a sex addiction. Once you people realize your favorite footballers all have huge flaws the better. Grow up.
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He mentioned us in his speech I love him ahhh 馃馃馃馃馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶
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So happy for my boy man
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I must be seeing things but is that Ryan Mason besides Kane's wife 馃槶馃槶
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Yep, it's official. Harry Kane has won the Ballon D'or. Have a buddy who works for the catering company doing the Ballon D'or after ceremony. Apparently his friend told him that he brought in a cake for Harry with a "Congratulations" on it with Ballon D'or icing.
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Why are people copying this
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Bigger shark ahhh tweet 馃槶馃槶
Yep, it's official. Harry Kane has won the Ballon D'or. Have a buddy who works for the catering company doing the Ballon D'or after ceremony. Apparently his friend told him that he brought in a cake for Harry with a "Congratulations" on it with Ballon D'or icing.
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Forgot to take my pills this is all fake
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Notice how our lads didn't say shit lmfao they're begging it,bit's a one way rivalry go chat to Fulham @ChelseaFC 馃槶馃槶
Not a single bit of respect馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶
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Stamford Bridge is falling down falling down falling down Stamford Bridge is falling down My Cole Palmer 馃幎
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Palestra btw, I can't believe I backed this guy before his move to Chelsea. He's hot ass
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First time in a while where we've had a good TEAM performance in a big game, like genuine years especially against rivals. Like against these teams we'd usually have 1-2 players that played well and we lose but everyone put a shift in today. COYS
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Idk if it's a hot take but Kudus is my MOTM
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So who's going to post the "training ground" post on IG?
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Gallaschlawg actually changed the game I've seen it all
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What a tryhard
tonali and fernandes start. maddison also! #CHETOT
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Kinsky scammed his way into the starting XI man
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A moment of joy for the children of Gaza as they watch movies from Ireland.
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Bentancur got us that draw if you deep it
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