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Joined May 2025
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Between me and my landlord 🤨
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To dey beef another person hustle na direct signature say your engine low pass their own.💯👋
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That embarrassing moment when you wave at someone, then realise they were greeting the person behind you 😂
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Manchester United only seem to wake up when they’re losing. They need that same energy from the start. And i think Zirkzee should start too
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Manchester United’s crisis has worsened, with the club reportedly slipping into the Premier League relegation zone as pressure mounts on manager Michael Carrick. Carrick is now reportedly on the brink of losing his job, with United’s struggles raising further questions about his future at Old Trafford. The situation leaves Manchester United facing growing uncertainty both on and off the pitch. Omafu Bartholomew #MUFC
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🚨 OLD TRAFFORD HAD A FIELD DAY! 😭😂 The stadium erupted when Diogo Dalot was substituted, with fans celebrating like United had just scored a goal! That reaction says EVERYTHING. 💀 #MUFC #MUNAVL
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Be honest oo..Whats the first app you always enter in your phone every morning?
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Just look at Midtjylland 🤦🏽‍♂️
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Being nothing to nobody is peace, no expectations and you finally get to live for you.
I absolutely find so much freedom in being nothing to nobody in this Life.
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Last ticket wey I dey look for face fgs! 🤦🏽‍♂️
Midtyjylland you de do yourself Bunch of clowns 😡
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My 4-year-old once asked me why adults drink coffee every morning. I jokingly told him it’s because adults need fuel to start their brains. The next morning, he saw his grandmother drinking tea and asked, “Grandma, does your brain use tea fuel or coffee fuel?” She laughed and told him tea was for old people’s brains. A few days later, his teacher asked the class what adults do when they wake up……..
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Bro to Bro: no be everywhere you go dem go sabi you..!!
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One win in the last ten games for Manchester United. Manchester is bl3eding. 🩸
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So nobody from her group or manager tells her or is she intentionally doing it ?
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Poverty go wan whyne you but please don’t give up😭🙏 Before. Now
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2019 2026
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Help me with a good caption 😊
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Can you arrange these words to make sense?
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GOOOOOOOAAAAAAL!!! TIELEMANS!!! 🔥🔴 MANCHESTER UNITED ARE BACK IN IT!!! WHAT A MOMENT! COME ONNNN! 😭🔥 #MUNAVL
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Your editing too sharp for the 4th photo 😂
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