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Wondering how many times you have to say “right, yeah”, “I see”, “well anyway”, “there you go”, well, good luck with that”, “we’ll see” and “great stuff” before you’re allowed to leave the conversation.
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Guest: “I paid for a park hopper ticket. What do I do?”
CM: “Go to the other park.”
Overheard by Anonymous, Disneyland.
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"I hope you haven't been waiting long?"
I've been waiting the exact amount of time between now and the time we agreed to meet.
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my co-worker asked what I do for self care and I was like ummm well I love to drink coffee haha and she was like “yeah that’s not self-care that’s addiction”
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“Please get in the stroller. If they had a stroller for daddy, he would get into it too.”
Overheard by Anonymous, Wilderness Lodge.
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“Kids, be quiet. Mom's trying to make a TikTok.”
Overheard by Anonymous, Soarin’ in Epcot.
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“save money by going out less!” you have severely underestimated my ability to spend money staying in
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I’m not willing to die for my country but I’m willing to die at Jurassic Park








