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Melbourne, Victoria
Joined June 2009
The story of #covid19 so far...
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Great result for the Hawks against Crows. Every Tipster in the Herald Sun tipped against Hawthorn except the Kiss of Death. Sack the Tipsters. Get some who know the game.
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A 'Royal Blue' trifecta! @LaneDamian and Kiamichi take out the $3.5million Golden Slipper for @Godolphin. 馃挋馃挋馃挋
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WHAT.A.VICTORY! Sri Lanka won the 1st Test vs South Africa by 1 wicket! Kusal Perera 153 NOT OUT! SA 235, 259 vs SL 191, 304/9 (85.3 Ovs) #SAvSL
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Imagine if everyone tweeted like a footballer... Disappointed with today鈥檚 performance. Started off really tired but picked up after morning coffee and sent some good emails. Apologies to all the customers I鈥檒l come back stronger. Onto tomorrow now, we go again 馃挭馃徎 #9to5
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Here's Serena Williams fighting for women's rights in a skit that makes fun of Amelie Mauresmo's appearance. Amelie, of course, is being portrayed by a man because it's SOOOOOO funny.
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I'm halfway to 40 today. All downhill from here.
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Marcel From Madrid is a quality animal. He goes BANG in the National Stakes and makes it two from two. A stable quinella for @ellertonzahra. RESULTS: bit.ly/2k0Adbe
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WE HAVE DONE IT! #NEWvMVC #ALeagueGF
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Image of the season. #MVCvCCM
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There has been a protest at Echuca in race 6...
My 4yo just said "Daddy, why do people make up things that their children have said for social media? Isn't it just inherently dishonest & indicative of an inability to construct a compelling narrative themselves?"
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Crowds in Sydney today: Matildas v Brazil: 15,089 #AFLGiantsEagles: 14,865
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Replying to @AFL
Gear stuff @Alex_Keath
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"Next over that end Floyd."
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Noels out of the fucking country weren't we all love get on a fucking plane and play your tunes for the kids you sad fuck
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What an amazing night last night pure love vibrations nobody comes close to Manchester love forever LG x
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We train at 10am friday, come down and we can chat about what I'm doing wrong .. Champion
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I think I'm going to be sick.
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