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Tony Kuriger

@TMKuriger

The truth will out.

 Tararua District, New Zealand
Joined February 2015
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Kaitāia Friar@BasicBishopNZ12h
Winston Peters just admitted on Hasan Piker’s livestream that he wants to go with Labour
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If you tailgate me through a school zone then you better believe I'm gonna change my driving style...
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Hmm... #RepcoSC
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Mozzie absolutely handing it to the field at the start... #RepcoSC
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Zack Beauchamp@zackbeauchampOct 23
North Korea is a democratic republic. Literally in the name of the country!
Elon Musk (@elonmusk) profile pictureElon Musk
@elonmuskOct 23
Hitler was a far left socialist. Literally in the name of his party!
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The Daily Show
@TheDailyShowOct 23
Can Trump supporters define communism? Here's a sneak peek at @jordanklepper's new special, Red Flags, premiering Monday at 11:30/10:30c on Comedy Central.
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Noah Garfinkel@NoahGarfinkelOct 21
Me trying my best to invent something for James Bond.
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Andrew Rollason@rollo75Oct 19
Replying to @ninjacatalone
"We’re not even close to France?" FACT: France is closer to Australia than New Zealand is.
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For the space of that ramp you could park two cars and also not look like an absolute muppet. Also RIP your upholstery the first time you leave a drink in a cup holder.
TeslaZoa (@TeslaZoa) profile pictureTeslaZoa
@TeslaZoaOct 17
Could this be the future of parking? 🚗✨
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First question after Labour's policy: "BuT wHaT iF tHe CoMpAnIeS dOn'T cOmPlY?" Are we a sovereign country or not? You do government things and watch Facebook tank globally if they ban NZ for regulating SM in our own country. The alternative is gobbing the zucky-dick.
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For the record, I am against banning SM for under 16's but for other parts of the policy. But we should be telling SM how they can operate in our country, not the other way round.
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“I would be able to beat any UFC fighter in a fight if I were allowed a knife (which is banned in the UFC)”
Elon Musk (@elonmusk) profile pictureElon Musk
@elonmuskOct 16
Replying to @tobi
Even without rocket thrusters, Roadster will crush the best Formula 1 track times, because we are using suction and active control surfaces, both of which are banned by F1
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Perfect breakdown of Elon’s "flying" Tesla
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Wu-Tang Krang@WuTang_KrangOct 16
Replying to @DrakeGatsby
>me using this ability to leapfrog over the car that has slammed on its brakes in front of me, only to land on the children who had run into the road that was the cause for the car braking in the 1st place
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jon drake@DrakeGatsbyOct 16
“In situations like this” what the fuck are you talking about. Are you Wile E Coyote
Umesh Kumar (@itsumeshk) profile pictureUmesh Kumar
@itsumeshkOct 16
The Roadster could genuinely be a lifesaver in situations like these.
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Philip Matthews (@secondzeit) profile picturePhilip Matthews@secondzeitOct 15
When you make a gaffe so colossal
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Calling on Winston Peters to ensure that, in light of his recent positions, the MP that was responsible for such statements resigns from parliament. If Chippy needs to be in Prison then whoever said this definitely needs to be gone from Parliament.
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🤯@bowenpipOct 13
Replying to @LeeSmithNZ
@LeeSmithNZ
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Craig@KiwiCraig74Oct 13
What actual crime does Winston think Hipkins has committed? What an absolute loon.
Lee Smith NZ First Candidate Taranaki King Country (@LeeSmithNZ) profile pictureLee Smith NZ First Candidate Taranaki King Country
@LeeSmithNZOct 12
Great questions from Winston Peters. What on earth are you doing outside of prison Chris Hipkins? Why on earth would Kiwis even consider this person as suitable to lead the country after putting young people at risk and he thinks being asked what a woman is, is an out of left field question.🤷‍♀️ Full interview with Chris Lynch media here. youtu.be/ITA_1nruOA0?si=a3Ts…
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Tonight's segment of Last Week Tonight with John Oliver featuring the Kiwibank's Buck the Sheep:
Postcode Apparatchik (@MaoistStdEn) profile picturePostcode Apparatchik@MaoistStdEnOct 5
Here's a clip of yesterday's episode of Last Week Tonight with John Oliver featuring Buck the Sheep.
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