Librarian. Writer. Person. Thing. Collection of atoms from a star that exploded millions of years ago. Same as you, really.
Joined September 2013
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In the Young Blood Trilogy, amoral child #vampires unleash terror on their hometown, too young to understand the magnitude of their crimes. Over time, the consequences catch up with them. Available in paperback, #ebook, and #audiobook formats! #horror youngbloodtrilogy.com/
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My brother-in-law just referred to Beyond Beef as "I Can't Believe It's Not Cow" and I am totally stealing that.
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I eventually got to the point in my life when cashiers stopped carding me, and I was mostly okay with that. Today a young woman asked me if I was eligible for their senior citizen discount. #NotThatOld
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Apparently being 50 means fighting to get a fitted sheet onto a mattress and immediately having to lie down on it afterwards.
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In Young Blood, amoral child #vampires unleash #horror on their hometown, too young to understand the magnitude of their crimes. Over time, the consequences catch up with them. Available in paperback, #ebook, and #audiobook formats! Watch the trailer for Book One here:
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If you listen to music/podcasts/phone calls on speakerphone when other people are around, you're a direct descendant of this kind of douchebag from the '80s:
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T Marshall Bunn retweeted
If you meet me in person, you have to be patient enough to get through my shy/awkward phase before I become cool.
A note to every person who modifies their car to make it extremely loud:
Nobody needs to hear how tiny your dick is.
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T Marshall Bunn retweeted
I can make the eye contact you desire while smiling and nodding and not contributing much or I can access my mind palace and communicate effectively, not both
T Marshall Bunn retweeted
Okay, why am I seeing people doing the "is reading an audiobook reading?" thing again? We've been over this. It's reading. For some people, it's the only way they can read. You're being ableist by saying it's not reading. Stop it.
