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Le japonais moyens dès qu’un poste se libère dans l’école primaire du quartier (le célibat est terminé)
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Les Japonais qui s’empressent d’aller se pendre avant que leurs collègues n’abattent les arbres pour imprimer les mangas pédophiles.
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Les japonais après Hiroshima quand ils ont appris que la bombe s’appelait « Little boy »
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I will NEVER be able to look at this photo the same way ever again 😭
Since 2022/23, no player has created more big chances in Champions League than Kylian Mbappé (12). @WhoScored 🤝
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le premier japonais qui a compris qu'il pouvait dessiner du hentai avec des enfants et dire qu'elles avaient 10 000ans pour etre légale
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اليابانين مع امريكا
I asked 30 Japanese 12-year-olds one question.
"What do you think of when you hear 'America'?"
(My nephew's teacher let me visit his class. I was not prepared.)
"Hamburgers the size of my head."
"Everything is big. Even the milk."
"Cowboys." Then a boy asked me, "Do cowboys still exist?"
I said yes.
The whole class cheered.
"They went to the moon."
I told them only Americans have ever walked on it.
The room went completely silent. Respect.
"The best baseball in the world. Even Ohtani had to go there."
"Superheroes. They all live in New York."
Then a quiet girl in the back raised her hand.
"My grandma says when the tsunami came, American soldiers came to help her town. She still has a photo with them on her fridge."
Nobody said anything for a while.
Then the teacher asked, "Who wants to go to America someday?"
Every hand went up.
Including the teacher's.





































