Meme creator and connoisseur. Man of culture. Chicken owner. Caregiver to an elderly chihuahua.

Florida, USA
Joined July 2021
I imagine the briefing went like this
BREAKING: Trump briefed that Iran's new supreme leader Mojtaba Khamenei is probably g-y, per NYP.
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I’ll take “things a serial killer says”, for 300 Alex.
Democrat Nominee for Senate in Texas James Talarico refers to women as “neighbors with a uterus”.
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TRUMP: "I looked at one hell of a beautiful ass before: Nicki Minaj. That's hard to miss."
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They exposed the cells to Jelly Roll’s music on repeat.
JUST IN: Japanese scientists force cancer cells to kill themselves in new experiments
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100% chance you’re gay if you vote for Talarico
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Talarico constantly talking about his love for trans kids during his campaign
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James Talarico when asked about his Epstein-linked donors
🔥 LMAO! James Talarico just got called out TO HIS FACE for whining about Elon Musk donating to Ken Paxton, while HE'S being bankrolled by Epstein-linked billionaire Reid Hoffman And of course Talafreako is EVADING 🤣 This dude is a total fraud.
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Dude’s fantasy league is brutal af
A 49ers tramp stamp is insane.
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Democrat Nominee for U.S. Senate in Texas James Talarico: “I have a special place in my heart for LGBTQ youth.”
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Just last year, James talarico voted against a bill stating there are two sexes, male and female (HB 229). talarico argued that there are many more sexes "in between," and his proof was that coral reefs and penguins exist. 🤣 #TXsen
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That’s a no from me, dawg.
Talarico would vote to take away your kids and transition them, not just in Texas, but nationwide. Pure evil.
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Add another disgusting remark to this guy’s hit list.
Democrat Nominee for U.S. Senate in Texas James Talarico when asked: “Something that you love that's not family or friends?” “Trans children…”
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Democrat Nominee for U.S. Senate in Texas James Talarico has already told us how he feels about men playing in women’s sports. Now he’s lying to get elected. 2021: “Some things are more important than perfectly fair competition in sports.”
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Honestly what’s the point of being married then
Sometimes my wife gets up in the night for the bathroom or look after the kids. Occasionally I'll indulge in self pleasure, into a sock, to help get back to sleep. Unfortunately I'm now traumatised after accidently using the socks she brought me with pictures of the kids on
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The judge:
🚨 #BREAKING: Virginia man charged with duct taping his wife to a chair so he could watch football upstairs “in peace”
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James Talarico, in his own words: "God is non-binary." "In fact, there are six" biological sexes. What he calls women: "neighbors with a uterus." Parents who deny a child's gender identity: "abusive for sure." Early voting starts tomorrow, Texas.
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The Black Monday The Black Monday they promised we got
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Tattoo of your grandma's hand so she can hold your hand forever ❤️
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Watching boomers complain about financial strain while all of my assets depreciate
“I’m old. I’ve paid my home off,” said Ray Warner, a 72-year-old Akron resident. “Why would I pay property tax?” Across the country, homeowners are asking the same question and revolting against property taxes at a scale not seen in a half century. politico.com/news/magazine/2…
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PATRIOTS IN CONTROL
JUST IN: Trump says oil prices are going to come down "very soon"
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“I’ve decided to vote straight Democrat in the midterms. Not because their party is of value - but because I want to see if America still works.”
I’ve voted red my whole life… I’ve decided to vote straight Democrat in the midterms. Not because their party is of value, as I think they are the trash destroying the social fabric of America, but because I want to see if America still works. I hope they impeach that warmonger Israeli little spoon, dismantle his sycophants, and stop the totalitarian train wreck. We aren’t going to comply with the left’s destructive social policies anyway. If they can’t, then we turn the page.
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