Genius. Thousandaire. Playboy. Swordguy.

Sacramento, CA
Joined February 2013
I love seeing mutuals who never interact with me here slowly, but surely, bite off my new style. I will always be here for you to follow. I will always be your influencer.
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TheWhiteShadow retweeted
The H3 Podcast was CumTown for people who were ejected from their friend groups by unanimous vote
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Why is this bookmarked?!?!?!
Hey if anyone finds this account cause they did a little snooping: No you didn’t.
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Realizing (Don’t ask why) that I’m built like a Vape Nation-era Ethan Klein without the cake is the best wake up call I may have ever gotten. Thank you Ethan.
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If franz ferdinand didn’t want to be assassinated he shouldn’t have made a song called “take me out”
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Hey if anyone finds this account cause they did a little snooping: No you didn’t.
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TheWhiteShadow retweeted
a FGC streamer just gooned to me on stream for 3 minutes straight and then his girlfriend walked in on him doing it now he’s in his discord server telling everyone to report me
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Reposting my favorite Looney Tunes meme in memory of Eric Bauza
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Can’t believe I met my future wife at work today.
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I still remember when everyone was doing the Foghorn Leghorn voice over memes and Eric Bauza joined in on the fun to roast Vegeta I’m gonna miss him
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Can’t believe I met my future wife at work today.
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TheWhiteShadow retweeted
Just found out about recency bias. Maybe the most important bias ever
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I forgot niggas drove cyber trucks until I just saw one. Them hoes really ugly as hell. Tomb Raider titties on 22s.
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TheWhiteShadow retweeted
When you arguing with someone online and see that they lost custody of their kids
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I wish I were kidding, but the next pivot may be hitting kpop dances in front of the green screen.
I love seeing mutuals who never interact with me here slowly, but surely, bite off my new style. I will always be here for you to follow. I will always be your influencer.
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Katseye lyrics must go so hard if you don’t understand English.
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Just sent an email to the stadium next to my house asking them to please turn the bass down
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TheWhiteShadow retweeted
I told this ngga i feel roaches for him not butterflies, he gone say that's fine it's hard to get rid of roaches 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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I wish I knew how to express just how much joy it brings me that my 7 y/o niece and I share the same taste in Fortnite emotes.
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Yes, that is my black armor Zero spamming Gnarly on you.
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