you don't hear the music... you feel it.
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Yesterday I met someone who’s nickname was ‘Celtic’ why you may ask… because he supports Celtic. Proper lazy nickname game
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This @BBCR1 last show podcast is all the feels! @Chris_Stark @scott_mills guess it’s on to @BBCRadio2 Classic FM, Heart, Magic then dead.
Walking down Shirley High St last night and a girl stopped me and asked me if I knew Superman. Because she was locked out of her flat. It’s a locksmith you need love. I’m sure Superman has got better things to do
Is there anything more cringe in a club than ordering a round of bottles to your table that arrive in a Fucking oversized Tonka Truck, with 254 sparklers and 14 girls in bikinis. Get in the bin.
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Fuck Brexit. Like literally fuck the absolute granny out of Brexit. What twats thought that was a good idea.
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Remember when your biggest worry was having to wear a mask to get into Home Bargains. And you’re now cacking your pants about the possibility of having to fight people that literally train by fighting bears and punching trees, the world’s lost it’s head.
Did a lateral flow with and it had a red line straight down the middle… What does this mean?! Am I dead?!
Had @jonbonjovi completely lost the fucking plot when he wrote If I Was Your Mother. Like mate. What on Earth is that song even about
People who say they don’t enjoy a cheeky finger up the bum. Have never had a cheeky finger up the bum.