Frontscumbag. Profishional jobber. Strongest F2P Seiun Sky in Global (true & real). "Y'all just fish to me"
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not a chalo hate thread btw, just a recap of my CM21 nitter.gq/i/status/2118471491146…
Something something I said that Guts is the second most important stat for sprint a few weeks ago. My Front Curren was able to edge out Pace because I got her guts to around 800. But CC will tell you to borrow Bakushin spd for Turbo Sprint instead of her Guts card
I know I'm not in a position to rant, considering I only did 4 ace runs this CM before deciding to skip it for the upcoming Dirt. But man, really? This is Graded A btw. My team has around 45%wr, triple front. Crazy game lol
Mhahahahahaha!
I woke up this morning and kicked a puppy, but somehow, that still wasn't enough to satisfy my evil urges. Thankfully, this Dirt Suzuka is here to help.
According to the strict laws of the Three Goddesses, if your Pace Curren loses to my Front Curren in CM21, you're essentially my #concubine and have to address me as your big onii-chan.
Now and then, I go on TikTok and pretend I'm larping Umamusume by saying, "Agnes, Gold Ship is my wife." Of course, people immediately jump my ass, and then I get to flex the Plat on my account and call them out instead. Reverse larp technique, if you will.
I used this method to teach my friends how to gitgud at Umamusume and I got called a Front Groomer 😔💔
I could never get over the fact that Seiun Sky is taller than Grass Wonder. Or that K.S. Miracle is basically blue Seiun Sky with bedroom eyes. And they're both around the same height (156 cm vs. 155 cm).
I am not insane. I AM NOT INSANE!!!
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STUPID LANITX!!!! GGRRRR!!!
Where is Dodging Danger!!!! Grrrrrr!!!!
Need Hokko Tarumae!!!! Emergency!!! My blood is boiling!!!! Ggrrrrrr Boobs I need boobs!!! Emergency boobs!!!!
