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Hey Claude, I’m on my phone rn. Pls test the claim in the quoted tweet empirically. Use the full daily index history and BTC prices. Show how returns developed over 7–365 days after each index level, and whether bottoms actually followed fear readings. Use tests that account for overlapping returns. Write it up as a short journal-style paper with publication-quality figures and a clear verdict. Thx, honey :3
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New bug in OpenSSH.
Security researchers: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anyone with a SSH server accepting password on alpine/etc: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Details: sshhole.com
i would welcome a reversal, but all this doomposting about people losing all their money when we're at the same price as 1 week ago, and same price as 7 weeks ago
it's going to get actually painful soon isn't it
to anybody who's breathing a bit sigh of relief and thinking, "finally, the Trump era is over"
whatever comes next is gonna be way weirder and more volatile
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Binance's initial investigation suggests that the security incident may involve a compromised DevOps engineer’s laptop, which allowed an attacker to gain access to a service container and submit unauthorized withdrawal transactions. We have found no evidence of any wallet private key leak. We will share a detailed technical post-mortem once the investigation is complete and the facts are fully verified.
The estimated total impact sits at around $6.3B. We have worked with blockchain partners to freeze affected assets, with ~$3 billion frozen on-chain so far.
Binance will cover all losses from the SAFU fund and the company’s funds. User funds are safe. We will also publish an updated Proof of Reserves once the remediation is complete.
As an immediate precaution, Binance has:
- temporarily suspended deposits and withdrawals while security checks are completed;
- revoked the affected address authorisation;
- engaged law enforcement and blockchain intelligence partners to trace and recover funds.
Our teams are working around the clock to resolve this issue safely and thoroughly. We are working closely with our law enforcement partners to confirm the identity of these criminals and bring them to justice.
Please rely only on official Binance channels for updates. Please feel free to contact Binance Customer Support if you have any further questions.
binance.com/en/support/annou…
there's 6 billion dollars in one devops eng's laptop, you just have to kubectl exec into the right container
etherscan is probably getting hammered with a billion curls per second right now, and you can't even notice
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Last month, the contracts powering Magic Eden were exploited to the tune of millions of dollars. I was lucky enough to be in a position to rescue a good portion of that, but it highlighted the danger of leaving approvals open as adversaries get access to better and better tools for finding holes in contract logic.
Today, Blur announced that they will be deprecating their frontend.
I've investigated Blur and found no exploits within the current contracts. However, the Blur contracts are upgradable, meaning that they could turn malicious at any time.
They currently have eight figures worth of NFTs approved to them. The safety of those NFTs effectively hinges on the opssec of the Blur team, which appears to be disbanding at this time.
If you have open approvals to Blur, I recommend you remove them immediately. Use revoke.cash or similar to ensure that you are protected in case of a contract exploit or later upgrade.
Don't wait. The time is now.
need to go down and sweep high 70s to reset before we go back up. i have a guaranteed way to trigger this, gonna buy some more coins today
sbf movie is gonna end with some stupid epilogue like
"Included in the seed investments that the lawyers sold off was a company called Anthropic. Had he not been coerced into declaring bankruptcy, Sam would be the richest man in the universe."
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Introducing ChatGPT for Dishwashing
GPT-6 achieves state-of-the-art results on dishwashing benchmarks for long-running jobs and difficult stains.
The Navier–Stokes Millennium Prize Problem is a $1 million challenge about whether the equations describing fluid motion can break down. In this video, I accidentally found a counter-example while trying to optimize my dishwasher. But in reality, OpenAI used 10,000 AI agents to find a proof in 88 hours: openai.com/index/navier-stok…
Parody of the original GPT-6 Astra ad
@OpenAI #ChatGPT_Partner #chatgpt
Credits:
Written and Directed by Joma
Co-Writer - Henry Connor Coan IV @coan_henry
Production by Dauntlus Studios @dauntlus.studios
Producer/Co-Director - Marcus Liew @dauntlus
Camera Operator - Amos Lee @amoselijahlee
Art Director - Alethea Soo @aletheasoo
Art Assistant - Alicia Lim @aliciatkl_
Assistant Editor - GPT-6 Astra
Music: Tensions Run High by Soundridemusic
youtube.com/watch?v=Ly9H63SL…