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Tard Slapper

@TardSlapper

Sometimes, someone is being a tard, and you just want to slap them.

Joined April 2023
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Persian girl 🌞🦁 (@iPrsian) profile picture
Persian girl 🌞🦁
@iPrsian14h
I'm Iranian,speaking to you directly from inside Iran. Don't let Islamists use your freedom of speech, your tolerance, and your democratic rights to gain power and then take those freedoms away.If you want to learn more about life in Iran and what we're going through, Follow me.
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Polling out of MI! GET OUT AND VOTE!
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Pino Americano (@PinoAmericano) profile picture
Pino Americano
@PinoAmericano23h
The NY Times has Trans Talarico winning by 7 points and Muslim Jihadist El Sayed winning by double digits. This is voter suppression.
The New York Times (@nytimes) profile pictureThe New York Times
@nytimesNov 2
Democrats are ahead of Republicans in almost all of the seven battleground states that will determine which party controls the Senate, according to the final set of polls from The New York Times and Siena University before the midterm elections. nyti.ms/4sDQ6Gg
Democrats Show Strength in Final Days of Race for the Senate, New Polls Find

Democrats Show Strength in Final Days of Race for the Senate, New Polls Find

Democrats are up in Michigan, Texas, Kansas, Maine and Ohio, have an edge in Alaska and are effectively tied with Republicans in Iowa, new New York Times/Siena polls found.

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Tard Slapper retweeted
Dindu Ape (@DinduApe) profile picture
Dindu Ape
@DinduApe3h
I’d like to think we have this in the bag, but I know how Democrats like to play. Will we see another massive ballot dump at 3:00AM?
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DINO 🦖 (@DINOR0AR) profile picture
DINO 🦖
@DINOR0AR2h
My money is on these guys being the dealers in question. No way those mustaches are real.
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Greensboro Police Department (@GSO_Police) profile pictureGreensboro Police Department
@GSO_Police5h
If your cocaine dealer shorted you and didn’t supply you with the full amount of product, contact us at 336-373-2222 to file an official complaint.
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Brandon Herrera (@TheAKGuy) profile picture
Brandon Herrera
@TheAKGuy4h
It’s absolutely no surprise that @katy4congress would be endorsed by the most anti-veteran celebrity imaginable, Jane Fonda. There’s only one candidate on the ballot with a plan to help veterans, and it’s not the one campaigning with Hanoi Jane
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Someone please ask Abdul El Sayed if he endorses gender mixing in mosque bathrooms. Before voting starts. Someone do it right now.
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TMK (@themagaking) profile picture
TMK
@themagaking2h
🚨 BOLO: Senate Majority Leader John Thune. Has anyone spotted him at a MAGA rally during these midterms? Last known location: Washington, D.C.
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JUST IN: Another Michigan Democrat just crossed over. State Rep. Karen Whitsett is endorsing the Republican, Mike Rogers, and rejecting El Sayed. When Democrats in Detroit start walking away, the party has a problem. Michigan, go finish it.
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🌙 💨💨
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damn...
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Polymarket (@Polymarket) profile picture
Polymarket
@Polymarket5h
BREAKING: Virginia man reportedly receives official state letter addressed to his dog, deceased for 5 years, stating that its voting rights had been restored.
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Canada Roast (@CanadaRoast) profile picture
Canada Roast
@CanadaRoast5h
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Retard Finder (@IfindRetards) profile pictureRetard Finder
@IfindRetards12h
The Tardie winner for Most Retarded Country - 2026 With over 50% of the vote. Canada.
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DFF (@DFF6769) profile picture
DFF
@DFF67697h
Alex Jones confirms the novel Tucker Carlson put out yesterday is 100% accurate and true LOL what a clown show we are witnessing
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Frank McCormick (@CBHeresy) profile picture
Frank McCormick
@CBHeresy5h
I wish I could personally give every ICE agent our most popular spice amongst overweight 35-year-old white women with purple hair and 9 cats.
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FullBreed 🇺🇸 🏈 🍺 🚘 (@breed_full) profile pictureFullBreed 🇺🇸 🏈 🍺 🚘
@breed_full13h
HEROIC!!! Brave ICE officer resues fat liberal woman from being run over by van. THANK YOU, ICE.
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If your cocaine dealer shorted you and didn’t supply you with the full amount of product, contact us at 336-373-2222 to file an official complaint.
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H1story Media (@H1storyMedia) profile picture
H1story Media
@H1storyMedia3h
I find it amusing that people are only now realizing the Jedi were always the real problem. Real Star Wars fans have known this forever.
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Tard Slapper retweeted
Monster 🇺🇸 (@MEGAMAGAMONSTER) profile picture
Monster 🇺🇸
@MEGAMAGAMONSTER5h
Vote RED!
Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) profile pictureDonald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump6h
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The president has previously promised on multiple occasions similar checks of $2000-$5000 from tariff revenues and DOGE cuts, however none ever materialized. axios.com/2025/11/17/200… abcnews.com/Politics/trump… nbcnews.com/politics/doge/… 13newsnow.com/article/news/n… nytimes.com/2026/09/10/us/… In fact, when asked about these checks at later dates he pretended he never promised them. masslive.com/politics/2026/…
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PissedPatriot
@PissedPatriotWANov 2
Replying to @kenmartin73
@kenmartin73
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