Labour: “We’ll fix the boats by… processing them faster and giving them hotel rooms with better Wi-Fi.” Restore Britain: “We’ll fix the boats by putting them back on the boats.” Labour: Net zero by 2030, your gas boiler is cancelled, and the lights go out if the wind isn’t blowing. Restore Britain: Drill, nuclear, and stop pretending the North Sea is a nature reserve. Labour: Mass immigration is “enrichment.” Restore Britain: Mass immigration is why your daughter’s school has a waiting list and your GP is fully booked until next century. Labour: Free speech is fine as long as you don’t offend anyone who works at the BBC. Restore Britain: Free speech is free speech, and the BBC can pay for itself like every other channel. Labour: Another 50 quangos and a new strategy on “cohesion.” Restore Britain: Fire the quangos and let people live in a country that still feels like their own. In short: one party treats the country like an international airport with a benefits system attached. The other wants it to be Britain again. Choose wisely. Or just keep voting for the party that keeps promising the same thing and delivering the opposite. The same goes for Reform.