Djinn&Tonic

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If you entered a room with everything you ever lost what would you look for first?

women are hive-minded unlike us men who are so deep, we are never influenced by society we all just happen to like football, and dress the same, and want the same watches, and use the same slang, and be addicted to porn and listen to the same music but in a cool free thinker way

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Q6. I dated DeJuan for 2 years. I never met his family (he came from the projects and said that it was too dangerous to bring me around). I got pregnant and he became angry. He bullied me into getting rid of the baby and I promised I would (to get him off my back). I ghosted him. DeJuan went to prison and I had our baby. I went through his Facebook page and connected with his mother. She agreed to meet me and the baby at McDonald's. She arrived with DeJuan's wife and kids. My baby looks just like the other kids and the wife wanted to fight me. DeJuan called me from prison and said that he was going to put a hit out on me for destroying his family so I had my uncle terrorize him in prison. I thought my uncle was just beating him up, I had no idea that DeJuan was getting graped and passed around the prison because of threatening me. (My uncle told me). I feel awful but I just want to know that I did the right thing to protect me and mine. Just let me know that I'm not a bad person because I feel a little guilty sometimes. If you think I did something wrong, please tell me that too, and what I should do to make things better. I still like DeJuan BTW, and he’ll be home in January. Thanks. #SBCCHAT

Q4. My new girlfriend owns a 24-hour daycare. My babymomma works the overnight shift and she registered our 5-year-old daughter for after-school care here. For some odd reason, our daughter is not potty trained and the daycare keeps sending her home (to me) because she wets herself at school. Our daughter is not special needs, my babymomma is lazy and refuses to potty train her, she says the teachers should do it. I have a problem with the policy of sending my child home to me because most nights I'm with my sidechick. So I feel like my girlfriend is using the policy to force me to quit what I'm doing to come get my daughter. I feel like my babymomma failed our child by not potty training her. How do I get these two women to step up and do better by my child? They’re disrupting my life. #SBCCHAT

Q3. I'm dating this older very religious woman but she's sexy and she has money. She's a widow. I have a feeling she used to be in the streets bad before returning to the church because she keeps disappearing and playing mind games with me. She went to work on a Wednesday, I waited for her to text me so I could come over. She never did. I looked into her home the following morning and saw her clothes laid out on the floor, with shoes and a purse. She never came home that day. I asked her what happened and she said she was 'temporarily raptured,' and sometimes disappears for an Angels meeting. Is she messing around with other men, or is an Angels meeting a real thing that older Christian women disappear to do? Please be honest. 🪽#SBCCHAT

Q2. My kids' mom, LaTasha, promised to give me the title to her car so I could get a loan to pay off my gambling debt. Two times she set up a time and place for us to meet and both times a sudden shootout occurred.  I escaped harm both times. However, my 8-year-old daughter said, casually, 'after you leave, mom says we'll have enough money to get a bigger apartment and I'll have my own room.' Why does my daughter expect me to leave? I'm not going anywhere. Is LaTasha cheating on me or plotting on me? What do you think is going on? #SBCCHAT

Q1. Todd and I have been living a good life for 3 years. He proposed to me in 2023, and I'm currently 7 months pregnant. He's a good police officer and I'm a high school teacher. We are the interracial couple that made it work. Politics had never entered our bedroom until two days ago. I was cooking and overheard my fiance tell his friends, 'the n!gg3rs always want something for free. They're gonna turn this whole country blue.' What? I confronted him immediately. Todd: "You're not one of them. You KNOW who I mean. Shut your mouth and stay out of a man's business." I didn't want to fight with him in front of his friend. I stopped cooking and went to bed. I'm writing you this morning because I cried all night and he still hasn't apologized. In fact, he's angry. I've never seen this side of him before and I don't know what to do. Advice. #SBCCHAT

Does he even realise that it’s his baby too?????

As Home Secretary I will review every citizenship granted to Boriswave migrants as a result of Burnham’s U-turn today. Those not significantly contributing to the British economy will have it revoked. The Boriswave must be reversed.

If it isn’t a white middle-aged male in the pilot seat, just take the next flight.

Jude Bellingham for Calvin Klein. (First look via PEOPLE)

Women often talk about being terrified of men because of the physical strength difference, and that’s completely valid. But something that’s rarely discussed is that men are also terrified of other men for exactly the same reason.

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