They need to do a controversial Taurus biography on Vice or something. I want to retell extremely delusional version of stories from the mid 2000s
Awesome!! I was always a trash face..teach me!!
Holding out for a hero? Look no further than @ThatSkyQueenTho, the UGWC Best Face of 2021!
Just got off the phone with @JohnLaurinaitis. He signed me and released me from WWE in the same sentence. It was cool while it lasted though.
The bronze statue of @TheVainOneUGWC in my guest wing has been distant lately. I hope the real Alan gets his shit together soon 🙄
10 years ago during my time in @ThisIsWARPED my gimmick was that I was a champion who never wrestled, I was beautiful and I did powerbombs ...If I’m Sable just say that 😒
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Are @TaurusCapone and @OfficialPKA on the same page with common enemies?
33%Yes
67%No
9 votes • Final resultsSince @ThisIsWARPED left me out of the world title tournament I guess I'll just have to show up & do what I do best 🤷🏾♂️
#Taurus111
My wife signed the dotted line w/ @ThisIsWARPED but doesn't want to manage me 🥺
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#WARPED111 😷
When people ask about the Bronze @TheVainOneUGWC statue in our guest room I just tell them they wouldn’t understand. 🤦🏾♂️







