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i made 43 dollars tonight off one doordash delivering a contraceptive
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Unpopular opinion: I just noticed that the stickers on his car in this scene aren't just a representation of his family; they also symbolize his kill count. The detail is actually darker than I initially thought. #ResidentEvil
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pov tu fais malencontreusement glisser ton doigt sur le tiktok shop
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babe wake up new astrology signs just dropped
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how it feels having gaps in your memory
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Tried to look up the results of the election and googled โ€œweb siteโ€
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The experienceโ„ข๏ธ
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if u think about it this is the gay autistic kids version of barbenhiemer
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If you vote illegally, we will find you. We will track you down, arrest you, and prosecute you. There will be no escape.
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happy 6 years to the funniest week on the internet
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She's such a talented young actress. Very few adults can split their faces like that, so her doing it is shockingly impressive.
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void from the hit game kirby star allies is that you
NASA captured the Sun smiling at Earth on October 26, 2022
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some new badge designs
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We got your back, New York!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here arenโ€™t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan โ€“ May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micrโ€ฆ therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-strโ€ฆ
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Blue for an AMAZING reasonโœจ
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Love how we just casually dropped this in a Steam announcement nbd lol
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Whhitte pEoplEอš WฬธHeeN Theyy ggEt traPped in aN enndlesss mAZE of yeelllOฬธw HฬธaLlwaayyS
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Gay people when you turn off the Among Us show
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My whole class doesnโ€™t stand for the pledge of allegiance
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โ€œOomf = One of my followersโ€ โŒโŒโŒโŒโŒ โ€œOomf = One of my Friendsโ€ :D:D:D โœ…โœ…โœ…๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ Oh no ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ my horses ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ They got out ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ
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