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TechJess

@TechJessDev

Award-Winning Game Developer • Cosplayer • Musician • Founder @ABetterABK • Sicilian-American 🇮🇹 Views and opinions are my own and not my employers

 Northern California, USA
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Joined August 2026
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Rest in peace Patrick Stewart 😔
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Les américains quand ils ont un accident et que quelqu'un menace d'appeler une ambulance
Ałeçtø🎶 (@Altrocius) profile pictureAłeçtø🎶@AltrociusOct 27
French people when they're asked about foods other than Baguette
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Scrib dooning my pookiee ding dong my chooday I’m gonna Biddy in my Blas
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Me at KBBQ two kirin’s deep
FactPost (@factpostnews) profile pictureFactPost
@factpostnewsOct 27
Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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When Otto’s irresistible dance hits 😩 👌🏻
Saucey Noodle (Video comms open!) (@sauceythenoodle) profile pictureSaucey Noodle (Video comms open!)@sauceythenoodleOct 26
It's been 3 years since I made this and somehow its not a mod in game yet
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Image from (parody) kate bush’s husband (@airbagged__)
Wario64 (@Wario64) profile pictureWario64
@Wario64Oct 26
Layoffs Hit Ghost Of Yotei Developer Sucker Punch 'According to an ex-Sucker Punch employee, 26 people have been let go.' aftermath.site/sucker-punch-…
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@emkenobiOct 25
Reminder her husband is a registered sex offender and cannot be near children
Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBaseOct 25
Nicki Minaj while speaking at Trump’s rally today in Michigan: “We want our children to grow up in a place where we can proud of, we don’t want our children to be bombarded with sex changes, right?”
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Polymarket (@Polymarket) profile picturePolymarket
@PolymarketOct 25
JUST IN: California rehab operators accused of supplying illegal drugs to recovering addicts to keep them hooked & collect over $210 million from insurers.
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Microsoft right now:
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Staying up late with friends, but everyone’s over 30:
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Blake 🪑 (@fsfblake) profile pictureBlake 🪑@fsfblakeOct 27
What do you mean "55 or 56" you have the exact birthday right there
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@cgtwtsOct 26
“who should we lay off first” CEOs:
The Kobeissi Letter (@KobeissiLetter) profile pictureThe Kobeissi Letter
@KobeissiLetterOct 26
BREAKING: Microsoft, $MSFT, is offering buyouts to 60,000 workers as part of the company’s efforts to cut costs amid AI adoption, per Bloomberg. Personnel on select teams in the US, Canada, India, and the UK at a vice president level and below will be eligible. This reflects ~27% of Microsoft's total workforce.
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*Walter Bloomberg (@DeItaone) profile picture*Walter Bloomberg
@DeItaoneOct 26
MICROSOFT TO OFFER BUYOUTS TO 60,000 WORKERS IN LATEST COST CUT
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I’m sorry for the things i said when i was assigned a lot of JIRAs 😔
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Replying to @Glinner
This is why your wife left you, Graham.
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It’s so nice actually having seasons 🍁
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After befriending this raven I have concluded that birds work for the proletariat
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My cat is afraid of bubbles 🫧 lol
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Rage baiting my boyfriend with my tits out is a 10/10 past time
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The hall monitors on this site are so odd. Tumblr used to see reposts of viral posts all the time and the community was always like hehe oh yeah that was funny, reblog. Times have changed!
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