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Engineer. EMT. Biker, dark humor advocate, history buff, avid reader, coffee freak, music critic & Recovered Leftist. Crusades were cool. Don’t follow me!

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Joined August 2009
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🚨Asda driver parks outside a house, opens the refrigerated van, then spends time on a prayer mat while the food sits there. If your delivery is late and warm, this is why.
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Liberal women say they voted "to get their rights back"... and they voted for Muslims 🤣
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Amable recordatorio de que la autora de El Cuento de La Criada se basó en: - el rápido alzamiento de la teocracia islámica en Irán - la Rumania comunista - el programa Lebensborn de la Alemania Nazi - los juicios de Salem - el robo de bebés en la última dictadura argentina O sea que tenemos que la novela es una crítica al Islam, al comunismo, al socialismo nazi, al protestantismo y una dictadura de corte peronista (Videla fue puesto frente a las Fuerzas Armadas por el mismo Perón para continuar el trabajo de la Triple A). Entonces... ¿por qué el progresismo usa esa historia para señalar al catolicismo? Nada, la izquierda como siempre buscando reescribir la historia y de llevar agua a sus molinos.
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🚨🇺🇸 ATERRADOR: Dos policías musulmanes en Nueva York detuvieron a una mujer sin motivo aparente, más allá del hecho de que ella estaba paseando a su perro. La acorralaron y amenazaron con confiscar a su perro. Al ser cuestionados, reaccionaron con enojo y no pudieron precisar qué ley había infringido ella. Esto es lo que sucede cuando se le otorga poder a este tipo de personas. Solo puedo decir que ella tuvo suerte de que hubiera transeúntes cerca, porque eran las 3 de la madrugada y la situación podría haber terminado mucho peor. Vía @realMaalouf
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Pnches chairas, neta son una plaga..
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Puto enano del #CEROVOTOS en el hospital ABC en Santa Fe Vete al @ISSSTE_mx HDP Todavía un valiente ciudadano le gritó “CERO VOTOS” y el le contestó ¡CÁLLATE PENDEJO! De mi parte también CHINGA TU MADRE @arturoavila_mx
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Las feministas gringas estaban tan obsesionadas con El Cuento de la Criada, que votaron para hacerlo realidad.
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Its impossible to have anything nice around blacks They will steal it or destroy it
POS Sheboon steals gas station cat Shelly’s heated home outside of Shell Gas Station.
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Before he shipped out to Vietnam, a 19-year-old Marine climbed onto a workbench and set a can of beer on a beam high above the garage. He said he would drink it when he came home. His name was Marcus Stoddard, and everybody called him Marc. He was a mechanic at Henry's Garage in Port Henry, a small town on Lake Champlain in upstate New York. He loved cars, his motorcycle, and eating his lunch on the garage roof, looking out over the lake. In August 1968 he enlisted in the Marines. That December, home on leave before his final training, his friends at the garage threw him a little party and handed out beers. Marc didn't open his. He jumped up on the bench and put the Schaefer can on a girder 12 feet up, next to the windows over the lake. About two months after he arrived in Vietnam, on April 26, 1969, Marc was killed by mortar fire on a hilltop in Quang Tri Province. He was 20. The garage closed that same year, and the fire department moved into part of the building. Over the years, almost everyone forgot about the beer. In May 2016, a group of officials toured the old garage to put it on the National Register of Historic Places. A woman from the Henry family remembered something her mother had told her when she was 14: Marc had left his beer up in the rafters. "It might still be there," she said. They searched the huge, dark building with flashlights for more than an hour. Then one beam of light landed on a faded can, high on a steel girder. The whole group went silent. It had been waiting for him for 47 years. It became the strangest war memorial in Port Henry: one unopened beer, for the boy who never came back for it.
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I mean yea the Iran war lost us the midterms. But we got to watch the first kill by a U.S. submarine since world war 2. Almost makes it worth it.
⚡BREAKING 🇺🇸🇮🇷 The US has released footage showing a submarine firing a torpedo that hit the Iranian Navy frigate IRIS Dana near Sri Lanka. There were 180 people on board the vessel.
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Every time
JUST IN: US officials believe Nvidia CEO had a “romantic relationship” with a Chinese spy
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Bukele is proving to the world how utterly useless all of our politicians are
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Using a picture of a basketball hoop is the funniest possible way of saying they were black without actually saying it
California politician brutally ambushed while campaigning at local park: 'Why are you hurting me?' trib.al/OUSgODS
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Ya te caché mañoso subiéndole el precio antes del buen fin e___e @shure
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Localizan sin vida al Profesor Marco Tulio. QEPD
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Well that’s the most gangster shit I have ever seen in my life
Kote kay sa a ye? Ban nou adrès egzak la, n ap detwi l.
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🇵🇱 | ÚLTIMO: En Polonia, acaban de descubrir que el atacante de Cracovia, Michał Oksiński era un activista de izquierda radical, antifascista y anarcocomunista, que se burlaba del cristianismo. El gobierno de Tusk y los medios quisieron vincularlo con grupos de derecha, pero hoy se sabe que no es así. Todo se pudo filtrar de las cuentas de Oksinski qué ahora están eliminadas, la pregunta es, ¿quién eliminó las dos cuentas del atacante en Facebook, si a sus dos padres y a su hermana los encontraron muertos en su vivienda?
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The Polish shooter the media ia claiming is "far right" is actually a far left antifa loser. The story will disappear in 3...2....1....
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We are going to feed every white baby to crocodiles
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25% of the entre Mexico population lives in The US and they currently hold protests in Mexico City saying "Gringo Go Home" because a few thousand Americans do remote work there.
Why is 25% of the population of Mexico living in the United States?
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