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We had grown men sending kids hundreds of credit cards and we only had one major instance of someone committing fraud due to an acid trip
Sneaker Twitter was a proper civilization
agents trying to book things with finite supply is going to be hilariously chaotic.
we’re about to introduce software level race conditions into real life. two thousand agents refreshing the same dinner reservation, concert ticket, apartment, flight upgrade, etc.
distributed systems problems except now the lock is a table for two at 8pm in the west village.
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So the solution to this is there’s just a community vape station in every classroom where the the kids can hit a geek bar with adult supervision
Police shared a photo of everything seized from a local middle school in one year.
[📸: @Turlock Police Department ]
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mfs never ran 800 hayha instances on shoepalace and it shows
get out of here with this mickey mouse setup
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Replying to @Raiders
i told you not to sign Pete, Chip Kelly, AP, the list goes on. You refuse to fire them yet you fire me from the custodial staff for accessing pornographic websites on work wifi (unproven)
"There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls" remember this.
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#tbt May 5th, 2022 @MEKRobotics disaster
happy thanksgiving
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Whoever decided this iPhone emoji should be half cut-off is honestly the greatest artistic genius of our time
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Started the podcast 4 years ago today. Thank you to everyone who's ever taken the time to listen! 🙏🏽





































