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Rasta πŸ‘©β€πŸ¦² veZuda

@TeeMyst

when i was born I was asked to choose between a good memory & a big dick. Sadly I don't remember which one I chose. estoy enamorado!

 Berne, Switzerland
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Joined November 2011
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Day 1 of before I manage to buy my own car.
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_Melo_ (@Mxlo_M_) profile picture
_Melo_@Mxlo_M_16h
A functioning government that reduces the cost of living
Slay Entrepreneur πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦ (@aretha_Blanke) profile pictureSlay Entrepreneur πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦@aretha_BlankeNov 6
Missionary or doggy?
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Esam (@esam_baba1) profile picture
Esam
@esam_baba18h
I can’t believe i was fired from my job at the zoo just for leaving the gate open. I mean, who can steal a lion?
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Mupurisita (@iceypriestSZN) profile picture
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Ndaneta kudyirwa musaga. Ndini mkomana wa @loiceMututuvar1
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Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) profile picture
Fabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomano10h
🚨 OFFICIAL: Ballon d’Or Harry Kane has been left OUT of FIFPRO Top 11 of the Year.
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Kekeli πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Έ (@keliknowsball) profile picture
Kekeli πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Έ
@keliknowsball15h
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acce (@accekid) profile pictureacce
@accekidNov 8
What my little cousins do when they see me instead of just saying hello😭😭
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Mel (@PiscesNeena) profile picture
Mel@PiscesNeena5h
That crocodile and hippo is fking me uppp 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Chief TeezyπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡Ό (@Chief_Teez_y) profile picture
Chief TeezyπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡Ό@Chief_Teez_y15h
Met a fine shit while getting lunch fine skin and shvt.We have a small chat and am like "iyo ndiyo mbabvu yangu iyi" and then she says she learns by UZ. Man i had a heartbreak she was fine and proper but i know she can't be saved.
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Courage Matewe (@nicki_zim) profile picture
Courage Matewe@nicki_zim19h
Saka Loice anorota ari mutsvuku here kana kuti?
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ReubenπŸ¦πŸ…Ώ (@Reubenofenugu) profile picture
ReubenπŸ¦πŸ…Ώ
@ReubenofenuguNov 8
I have a friend who specifically targets girls in relationships. Believe it or not, he got all five out of the five he approached.
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COMANDANTE 🦍 (@hankasello) profile picture
COMANDANTE 🦍
@hankaselloNov 8
Hanzi nemumwe Glen aidziteya nedovi kunge makonzoπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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BK Sports (@bksportsaccount) profile picture
BK Sports
@bksportsaccountNov 8
Is that the Betway app open 🀣
🐾 (@elsdawg) profile picture🐾
@elsdawgNov 8
is this even legal?? all these officials need to be investigated
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elder_shambareπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡Ό (@tashboy01) profile picture
elder_shambareπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡Ό@tashboy01Nov 8
Tik Tok is not a real placeπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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𝓫𝓸𝔂𝓑𝓲 (@Boyravee) profile picture
𝓫𝓸𝔂𝓑𝓲
@Boyravee18h
Nigerians are funny, why would someone put a screen gaurd on a cracked screen? The damage has been done already nauuπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Shumba_Spotted! (@Shumba_Spotted) profile picture
Shumba_Spotted!@Shumba_SpottedNov 7
Mukomana weku Poland was right
Hon. Takudzwa Titus Nyanhanga (@SirTitusVeTech) profile pictureHon. Takudzwa Titus Nyanhanga
@SirTitusVeTechNov 7
Kozoitawo kumba kwemukomana wako kunoitwa washen memaoko 🫠
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evilC (@RattySparta01) profile picture
evilC@RattySparta01Nov 8
Replying to @OfficialNicc031
"Jesu Jesu TirikuJesura kuno"
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The Duke of Enkeldonn (@OfficialNicc031) profile picture
The Duke of Enkeldonn
@OfficialNicc031Nov 8
"Chimboridza nhepfu tepfu Praise and worship ndatoiudza kuti vanongopati Jesu Jesu"
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Shumba_Spotted! (@Shumba_Spotted) profile picture
Shumba_Spotted!@Shumba_SpottedNov 8
Munya facilitated the deal Iyewo Akazobva arambwa na Brenda apa ma pouches ari matching anga achiri mu ship kubva ku chinaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­
Gap-teeth 😁🍁 (@Weweza7) profile pictureGap-teeth 😁🍁@Weweza7Nov 8
Replying to @Shumba_Spotted @yours__jay
Zwitter Dating Pool ma1πŸ˜‚πŸ™ŒπŸΎ
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Garnet
@DehemsleyyNov 7
Man City fans haven't yet experienced the red card era. That's stage 3
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Zak@Zmufc7Nov 8
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Zak (@Zmufc7) profile pictureZak@Zmufc7Nov 8
Swear I’ve just seen Amorim in the crowd in a wig
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