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in the trenches

Joined December 2025
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Famous KOL @0xEthan rugs a coin live on stream, then tells his viewers to buy the dip.
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If you don't own a super car, just buy one.
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If you’re 25 and not a millionaire do you give up?
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Real memes soon
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Hello
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I just opened up my first Somalian day care. Im ready to cook easy money. Thank you Tim Walz
Preparing to expose fake Somalian day cares today.
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Discipline is the real alpha
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Pov: Me with 500$ portfolio trying to follow whales strategy
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If you thought 2025 crypto president was bad The worst timeline just unlocked The IRS is taxing imaginary gains starting the new year Limiting gambling loss deductions to only 90% of your winnings Meaning if you lose money, you still owe taxes If you break even, you still owe taxes Gambling $10k and winning $10k, essentially breaking even will mean you will be taxed on that $1k (10%) The IRS is getting ready to farm degens in 2026 💀
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If a hot girl messages you about crypto, block him.
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