No tipping No mysterious smells No awkward small talk No listening to shitty music Why would anyone take an Uber again?

The same dude who isn’t impressed with a flying car is impressed with a folding phone Make it make sense

Stickiest products of the decade: Tesla Self Driving - Once you get chauffeured around for the cost of a daily coffee, you don’t go back Starlink - Once you get internet where you literally couldn’t before, you can’t go back Grok Bot - Once you have a team getting the monotonous work done, you won’t go back

It took the rest of the world roughly a decade to catch up on rocket booster recovery Now SpaceX is preparing to recover BOTH stages with Starship, the first fully reusable orbital rocket If history is any guide, it will take another 10 years for anyone else to do the same By that time, SpaceX will have regular Starship flights to the Moon and Mars, orbital data centers, mobile cell service anywhere in the world, and so much more You couldn’t see the competition in the rear view mirror if you had a telescope

This one button is becoming the #1 reason people buy a Tesla and never go back

Tesla is phasing out the paint shop to minimize cost and speed up production Cybercab body panels are injected with color directly into the mold Cybertruck is stainless steel, no paint needed Semi is dry powder coated

Starbase Louisiana was said to have 12 launch towers Today during the earnings call Elon said the target now is over 20 launch towers TWENTY

SpaceX is officially a super intelligence company Revenue from SI outpaced launch + connectivity revenue in Q3 2026

There’s nothing this team can’t accomplish

It looks like the heat shield on Starship after flight 14 held up EXTREMELY well

SpaceX is seeing compute agreements renew at HIGHER prices per watt, not LOWER They are being hounded by customers who want to lease more Demand for compute is off the charts Per @elonmusk

Fun fact: The last 3 vehicles Tesla unveiled don’t have a Tesla logo on them The design speaks for itself

The new Roadster is literally a transformer

Tesla makes BOTH the safest car on the road and the least safe car on the road Model Y can avoid collisions and has a superior record of protecting people if a collision occurs Roadster will blow up like a bomb if you hit something at 30 mph thanks to the pressurized tank

Both look great, but…. One clearly looks like the past One clearly looks like the future

If the car doesn’t have this button I’m not buying it

Grapple hook is the most entertaining part of the recent Arc Raiders update You can literally be Spiderman

People: “ELON IS TOO RICH, HE NEEDS TO DONATE HIS WEALTH” Also people: “ELON IS DONATING TOO MUCH OF HIS WEALTH AND WILL FUEL INFLATION”

Tesla recently unveiled their most expensive car ever AND their least expensive car ever They really have something for everyone

Ironically the best angle of the Roadster is the angle nobody will ever see

I heard today would be Black Monday Tesla + SpaceX didn’t get the memo