Terri Juniper

Hey @prestoncouncil who’s going to replace the lid you’ve pulled off my recycling bin? Can’t wait for that to fill with water and soak all the cardboard recycling 😂

Well I wasted my weekend rotating to my autumn wardrobe 🎃

This week I have been utterly and completely emotionally floored by a message from a wedding supplier and I physically cannot get over it 😩

Went to Paris.

Gym fail. Couldn’t lift myself out of bed for muscle aches. Maybe I’ll go tonight with the 8pm crew. Totally betraying by 7am crew 🏋️‍♀️

Monday I was 6am gym crew. Today I was 8am gym crew. Both lots of fellow gym goers lapped my slow ass 🥴

I’d actually love a plate of smash n gravy right now.

Went to the gym at 7am. Felt like a traitor to the 6am crew now as they were leaving as I pulled in.

Has Command and + stopped working for anyone else on photoshop today? 🥴 I need to zoom in dammit!!

Went for a 6am swim. Go me. This active morning lark won’t last long.

He’s back bitches

As a manager my job pretty much consists of side quests and never actually getting round to doing my actual job.

“you should make the most of the long weekend and go somewhere” like where karen? a traffic jam?

I’m here for this shit.

Oh, you’re supposed to enjoy planning your wedding? #theweddingfixer

Inner demon Terrance is a lil bitch recently.