Novelist. Left-handed. I like caffeine, dragons, running, and giraffes. Forklift qualified in three states. Books here: https://xitter.cf/t.co/JIeeotxTIg

Pony Hollow
Joined May 2013
We are emerging from 12 hours of food poisoning. Sweet Fancy Moses, what a night.
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NICE TRY FEDS
What famous person was born in your birthday month/year?
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Being GenX and crashing towards 60 is great for humor, bad for reality. I’d trade gold coins for effective sleep.
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Greetings from Carmel, Indiana. It’s delightful. #bn_carmel #scifi #byss
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On the road to Indianapolis, signing hardcovers at Barnes and Noble Carmel. See you tomorrow, friends! #authorevents #books #backyardstarship
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I have an overpowering desire for a strawberry shake
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He got everything out of life.
Tom Skerritt, ‘Top Gun’ and ‘Steel Magnolias’ actor, dead at 93 trib.al/p35fhVQ
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Without naming Firefly, name a show that deserved a second season. I’ll go first:
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I’m GenXing so hard I can taste hose water. #journey
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Carrie was great for the first seven episodes. Then? Oof.
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Need a doctor to get me to the age of 300 or so I’m going to try something—
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"Tell me about your fantasy, stud." "Ok, hear me out---"
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Belowasc "B" Gertie will see you now. @3readfan added a new version and she's a KILLER. #BYSS #scifiart #books
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1. Not from Jerusalem 2. Not an artichoke 3. Makes you toot COMMENCE BAKING #sunchokes #garden
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“I’ll have a couple taters.” “The heck you will.” #garden #Purple #potato
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Go Gators. Way to respond, fellahs. #Gators
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5:00am 6700 words That’ll do, Turry. That’ll do.
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Today, we celebrate rocks. Sorta. Here's one of my faves, courtesy of a distant Megalodon. #NationalFossilDay
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