Jonathon Tesch

Sigh...

Collinsworth wants QB dick soooo bad

Please God

VARgentina strikes again

I officially just want both teams to lose in the finals. Every match after July 4 has just been ripping my heart out and stomping on it (minus the brief, almost meaningless joy I felt watching France lose)

And soccer is a worthless pagan sport again, as it should be.

Belgium's HC looks too much like Bill Belichick while US looks like Russel Crowe. Vibes are less than immaculate.

And France is gifted the pk because the script says they deserve it. Would not have been called or even reviewed had it been on the other end.

@figma Did you remove the ability to define a poster frame of a video fill in Figma Design? Could'a sworn there used to be a button for that...

Happy birthday Emily! 🎂

Dear @x — I do not want to see 10,000x more leftist apologists because I replied to a Gavin Newsome post (it deserved to be mocked). Get this drek off my timeline, please and thank-you.

Oh boy finally done with work I can't wait to play @pathofexile!

OH NO MY CAT JUST STEPPED ON MY PHONE AND OPENED A POST ABOUT PEDRO PASCAL

f$%@ my entire existence

"We still got our quarterba-" 🥲

LET EVERY EAR HEAR LET EVERY TONGUE CONFESS youtu.be/avRHH9uAL4Q?si=91rk…

Dafuq? Why is this app consuming so much battery?

@figma Is there a way to use unicode characters like ⤴︎ in a text string without it being forced into an emoji equivalent?

Snow negates fall damage. It is known.