Understood the Assignment. OG FSD tester since 10.12 Follow me for adventures from DC, Maryland, and Virginia! Fate 💙 Irony AI•EV•$BTC Tesla ❤️ DMV

Virginia, USA
Joined May 2017
I ❤️ DC (a little phrase i just invented)
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Happy CyberCab Thursday 🔥🔥
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Which way is the arrow spinning?
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Lock in!! For the one of the Best Events of the Year!! 🔥🔥 Evolution Expo 2026!! Ticket Info: e-volutionexpo.com Lightshow Registration (Free); members.marylandtesla.com/ci…
Okay, who’s coming to Ocean City to party with us?! ⚡ TOC-MD will be at E-Volution Expo Sept. 18–20, and @Teslalightshows is making us a CUSTOM light show for the weekend. I seriously can’t wait to see (and hear) this one. 👀 #EVolutionExpo #TOCMD
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Humans can't look everywhere at once, but FSD Supervised can
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Doomsday arrives December 18th. Experience Avengers: Doomsday on bigger, brighter, & more immersive screens. Tickets are now on sale exclusively for Infinity Vision certified theaters: fandango.com/avengersdoomsda…
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DMVxAIxTesla retweeted
Tesla FSD v14 Lite is rolling out to customers with our AI3 hardware
FSD v14 Lite is now rolling out to AI3 early-access customers. Based on the feedback, will rollout to more customers over the next few weeks. This build distills the driving behavior from AI4’s v14 series into both the camera and compute config of AI3. It includes destination options and speed profiles on city roads, but more importantly significantly improved safety. We hope you’ll enjoy it, once the build ships wide.
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DMVxAIxTesla retweeted
FSD v14 Lite is now rolling out to AI3 early-access customers. Based on the feedback, will rollout to more customers over the next few weeks. This build distills the driving behavior from AI4’s v14 series into both the camera and compute config of AI3. It includes destination options and speed profiles on city roads, but more importantly significantly improved safety. We hope you’ll enjoy it, once the build ships wide.
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What an Epic Event!! Special thank you to Everyone that joined our “America’s 250” Lightshow Event!! @Teslalightshows you brought the heat on this one! 🔥🔥 People Near and Far to come party with us!! MD, VA, PA, DE, NJ and MI!! Thank you all!!
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A new Supercharger expansion is coming soon to Tysons, Virginia. Zoning permits have been filed for the addition of 24 V4 stalls at Tysons Corner, right across from the 20 existing V3 chargers. This will bring the total count up to 44 stalls.
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2 Weeks Away until the Biggest LightShow in the DMV!! “TOC-MD Presents America 250 LightShow Event” Have you Registered Yet?! Register Today!! 👇👇👇👇 members.marylandtesla.com/ci… @TOCPenn @congressdj @Tesla @TeslaxDMV @christe25545867 @Teslalightshows @1qu1cky
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DMV is it time…We are a GO for our Next Lightshow Event Tesla Owners of Maryland Presents… “Celebration of America’s 250th…” Date: Saturday June 27th, 2026 Location: Prospect Point Brewery, 5500a Jefferson Pike, Frederick, MD 21703 Register Here: members.marylandtesla.com/ci… – at Frederick, MD
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GOOD NEWS 🇺🇸 Tesla has added 4 new cities and 3 new states (including D.C.) to the latest hiring list for the Robotaxi service expansion 🔥 🚖 Washington, District of Columbia 🆕 🚖 San Diego, California 🚖 Brooklyn Park, Minnesota 🆕 🚖 Aurora, Colorado 🆕 Now, the list has covered 18 cities and 12 states (including D.C.) 🆒
GOOD NEWS 🇺🇸 Significant Robotaxi expansion can happen "soon" 🔥 Based on the career listings, Tesla is currently hiring for the AI Safety Operator position in the following 14 cities across 9 states: 🚖 Tempe, Arizona 🚖 Bellevue, Washington 🚖 Flushing, New York 🚖 Bridgeville, Pennsylvania 🚖 Henderson, Nevada 🚖 Austin, Texas 🚖 Dallas, Texas 🚖 Houston, Texas 🚖 Tampa, Florida 🚖 Orlando, Florida 🚖 Doral, Florida 🚖 Jacksonville, Florida 🚖 Peabody, Massachusetts 🚖 Marina Del Rey, California
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Only 8 Days Away from the Biggest Holiday LightShow on the East Coast!! Register Today!! *Pre-Holiday Lightshow Social Event (Dec 5th): members.marylandtesla.com/ci… *4th Annual Holiday/Christmas LightShow Event Link (Dec 6th): members.marylandtesla.com/ci… @Teslalightshows @TOCPenn
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Welcome MARYLAND to the WORLDWIDE CHRISTMAS @Tesla Light Show DECEMBER 13th 🇺🇸
Maryland’s gonna be lit on December 6th! We’ve got peeps coming from PA/DE/DC/VA and Further…You’re invited… Registration Link: members.marylandtesla.com/ci…
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December 6th in Maryland… December 13th WORLDWIDE 🔥🔥🔥
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This is different, an EV charge station in Europe displays their price per kWh in a traditional way, similarly to how gas stations advertise their prices.
Not only a cheap ad hoc price, but also a board that displays it. I'd like to see this much more often. Unfortunately, the utilization is still far too low in most countries.
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New Tesla Supercharger: Sterling, VA - Russell Branch Parkway (12 stalls) tesla.com/findus?location=26…
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Skyline Drive, Virginia. 🍂 In full fall color this week! 📍 Swift Run Overlook, Elkton, VA, 10/21
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